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peachesdelmonte t1_j1llgyl wrote
Reply to comment by Choice_Ad9265 in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
When my Mom asks awkward questions I just say, "hmmm, I don't know, why don't you look it up on urban dictionary?" Now she does it without asking me first!
Choice_Ad9265 OP t1_j1ll8d1 wrote
Reply to comment by mpbeasto123 in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Oh this has brought me so much joy 😂❤️
scbejari t1_j1lkvuz wrote
Awesome
mpbeasto123 t1_j1lkase wrote
Reply to comment by Choice_Ad9265 in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Well, my grandmother (who is a little older, but is an old British woman) was asked to judge a dog show, and was extremely confused by a comment that suggested that she would be far better at: "dogging the judges"
Numbers666 t1_j1ljtci wrote
Reply to comment by imakesawdust in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Available Amazon UK 50% off... Delivery Tuesday. Ordered!!!
poignantname t1_j1lix2d wrote
Reply to comment by RandomUsername12123 in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
You realise that the majority of the people in the book are either children or described as being hideous examples of humanity, right?
Psycho_Kronos t1_j1linnv wrote
Reply to comment by AquilaBravo in TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
Gaslight her!
Psycho_Kronos t1_j1lilm4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me by Garbageboy5011
You have to go explain to her why you stayed. Why did you decide to stay with her? Was it her beauty, intelligence, compassion, passion, humor, charm, loyalty?
PigsEatWaffles t1_j1li7bp wrote
In the two directions this could’ve gone, you definitely ended up with the best outcome
Endeavor42 t1_j1lh91c wrote
Reply to comment by AutisticPenguin2 in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Gold!
YorkshireRiffer t1_j1lh4eh wrote
For those wondering about the book:
GuysMcFellas t1_j1lghp1 wrote
This is not a fuck up. This is a brilliant gift! It seems like he loves it, which is a huge win in my book.
RandomUsername12123 t1_j1lgdvj wrote
Reply to comment by SilverDem0n in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Honestly i have read it as a teenager (only the start) and imagined everyone in it to be hot
I rarely masturbated to a book but this one... Uhm....
prometheus2508 t1_j1lfa2y wrote
Reply to comment by Ptricky17 in TIFU by accidentally insinuating that I wanted to bang my crush's mom at a Christmas Eve sleepover by Kwesi_Hopkins
Agreed.
OP, state what you felt clearly, slowly, but concisely. Don't over explain it and risk looking like you're trying too hard with a specific narrative. After that, just try to keep things as normal as possible.
DashRift t1_j1le7qb wrote
Reply to comment by WilliamMinorsWords in TIFU by falling for a scam and losing over $1k by Oddballxx124
not entirely true
Shoe_mocker t1_j1le6y9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ptricky17 in TIFU by accidentally insinuating that I wanted to bang my crush's mom at a Christmas Eve sleepover by Kwesi_Hopkins
Excellent advice
Oddballxx124 OP t1_j1ldzmz wrote
Reply to comment by WilliamMinorsWords in TIFU by falling for a scam and losing over $1k by Oddballxx124
Yeah I didn't think that they would. I'm just glad I didn't lose everything lol
Oddballxx124 OP t1_j1ldnz1 wrote
Reply to comment by Scoach3 in TIFU by falling for a scam and losing over $1k by Oddballxx124
Yeah that's fair. I'm glad the scammers didn't get everything at least
Ptricky17 t1_j1ldfj4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally insinuating that I wanted to bang my crush's mom at a Christmas Eve sleepover by Kwesi_Hopkins
This is gonna be scary as hell for you, so take time to think it over. You have to DEAL WITH THIS. The worst thing you can do is try to hide from it.
It was an honest mistake, in a tense situation, with mind altering substances involved. Tell (R) what happened as far as how you were feeling:
(being welcomed into a family unlike anything you experienced growing up, and explain that you just wanted to talk to her mom because you never had a proper parental figure that you could trust growing up. Blame the weed and alcohol a little bit. Honestly it probably did factor in.)
If (R) is as welcoming and open as you describe, she will understand. Just DO NOT add anything more to the pot right now and don’t act impulsively. Don’t open up about crushing on her, just clear up this misunderstanding first and then give her a little time to process.
Equally important, DO NOT hang your self esteem and your feelings of happiness, on your friendship/relationship with this girl. If you want her to be your friend, be a good friend to her. Being a good friend means not putting the other person on a pedestal. She’s a human. She makes mistakes too. She’s still probably going to need space after you explain though, and getting in your own head trying to anticipate how she’s feeling, or trying to pry for more information, will only make things worse.
Tell the truth - take your time typing it out. Don’t send it until you are in a calm state of mind and are happy with the wording. Then wait patiently and let her make the next move.
Hope it works out for you.
[deleted] t1_j1ldd2y wrote
Reply to comment by scruffyfatguy in TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
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FrankenPaul t1_j1ld07m wrote
Reply to comment by askingrytquestions in TIFU in giving a presentation today which was a part of my Ph.D. evaluation. by askingrytquestions
Glad to motivate and guide. Ah ok. What is your area of research interest and PhD topic?
Embrace every moment and opportunity and work towards achieving your professional dreams. Build different networks and mingle with the right people - this is how good opportunities are presented.
Glad to DM if you like. Happy holidays!
OkSecretary3920 t1_j1lcqde wrote
Reply to comment by Beach_Dreams2007 in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Same!
Scoach3 t1_j1lc3x8 wrote
Reply to comment by Feellikedancing in TIFU by falling for a scam and losing over $1k by Oddballxx124
I've worked for 3 banks and 2 investments firms, scams are something you will almost never get back because they would have to give you their money to replace it and you gave away everything they needed to get to it.
Choice_Ad9265 OP t1_j1lbvc6 wrote
I would like to add that we are a stereotypical British family where me and my dad will have a smirk at innuendo but my mother is blessed with all the innocence and thought dogging was the breeding of show dogs. If anyone else wants to claim she's putting it on, please tell me where I can apply for her golden globe because she's the best bloody actor I've ever seen and it's been many, many years 😂
OkVolume1 t1_j1llo63 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally insinuating that I wanted to bang my crush's mom at a Christmas Eve sleepover by Kwesi_Hopkins
Man, you gotta get some therapy. None of this alphabet soup matters if you don't get your issues worked out.