Took a really quick glance at your profile and I'm relieved that you're the kind of person who would disagree with me. Means I have my values in check.

Because she’s a woman? She is over analyzing what he said to her and making up assumptions. He needs to reassure her how he feels now.

Pro tip: just buy seasonal gift bags… they’re reusable and you save yourself the hassle…

Hay, at least the com0any is sending you a free roll. Merry Christmas!

Actually OP, you probably avoided the worst of it. With scams, having the foresight to only lose $1500 is a lot better than getting pilfered for everything.

In the future, realize that links sent over email are not secure. If you can get to a page through google, you probably should, and also obviously don't put bank account details into anything you didn't organize yourself.

If it makes you feel any better, scammers are usually miserable people, some of them actually wake up to that fact and flip the script on the business, there's actually a fair few content creators (especially in India) who were formerly working at scam centers and now try to expose the industry. Look up scam call vids, they're pretty fun to watch.

Ah, Urban Dictionary, the well of true knowledge.

Honestly, the Chinese food menu is probably a more compelling read.

How is life in prudeville?

I get that, but a nice dinner ontop of the nice words doesn’t hurt

Does XKCD really have a comic for EVERYTHING?

Then consider it the best Christmas ever and enjoy the memories cause you'll miss these times when they are gone.

So how exactly is this a fuck up?

A lot of poorly written material gets popular tbh. And so many incredibly written pieces get overlooked and remain mostly unknown. Sad fact of the literary world it seems!

Ih that’s interesting to note as poor writing can definitely ruin a book! I’ve never read it myself and never intended in it so I hadn’t heard about the quality issue before.

Your girlfriend needs nice words more than a nice dinner right now.

Nah I'd say you understood the assignment!

Knowing someone you love is or was scared of you is a horrible feeling. I've left friendships over it.

How’d you fuck up if they like everything?

your kid is more mature than you.

Wonderful gift!!!

I misunderstood on first glance and thought you needed to read a real book, like a Chinese food menu. I giggled. That was all.

At least use intuitive letters like D for dad, M for mom…

I kept thinking D was the dad and I was so confused

Worst case is if you can't get the money back it wasn't an overly expensive lesson.

Never trust anyone, always go with a route your familiar with or one that you initiated.

Why the fuck would you use letters? This was an absolute mindfuck to read.

The studs and the women are so hot tho.

And i didn't really mind the descriptions as in my mind everyone was attractive, age appropriate and it was a kink thing 😂