Face cheek or butt cheek?

Goodness gracious me.

There gotta be at least 4 whole inches to get to the waistband....

We were all thinking it....

This is you going to hell kind of stuff.

My grandma's funeral is today. Pray I don't get a boner!

Guy gets kissed by a girl while they’re on a date! Honestly, I’m sure he’s A okay with this, you’re overthinking this! stop apologising, continue chatting and ask him out on a proper ‘date’ and I’m sure he will be more than happy to accept.

These creative writing pieces get better every month!

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Why'd you have to do him like that?

Link? For scientific purposes, of course.

I'd think it would be very cute, makes me think you like me enough to overpower you being too shy to do it

This just reminds me of the giggle loop episode of 'Coupling'.

Reddit try not to lie challenge

I think a boss from a pumpkin moon event from Terraria is called Mourning Wood

I can only say one thing: waistband

I wish I had an award to give you

"Oh my god, he's got an erection!"

"The thought of me dead gives you an erection?!"

You are 20, brain freaks out and do stupid shit sometimes at that age. It's what happens.

I dont get it do you like him you state that there isnt romance even though you met on a dating app why did you run away and text him sorry i dont think you did anything wrong by kissing him but apologing might send super weird messages to him

HE ALREADY ASKED YOU ABOUT KISSING. Kid he literally set up consent already beforehand. I get it, I really try hard to not make most people uncomfortable, but this was tee'd up and you just gave it a little bump.

9/10 chance he will take your little run away as adorable. Stop apologizing in his dms because that can make a nothing into a completely different thing.

girl. you got this come on now, son.

wtf... consent ? really? Please tell me you are a paedophile

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Nah

For some reason this post reminded me of the best headline ever..

https://www.theregister.com/2001/02/22/my_internet_love/