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meowsalynne t1_j1m4wrf wrote

Reply to TIFU by almost hooking up with one of my best friends. by throwawayonlypls

You’re already ruining it by not being upfront. She sent you nudes of herself. You need to be straight up ASAP. She’s probably going to be upset / embarrassed especially since you “played into the nudes”. This is unfair and you need to tell her as soon as you can in the most respectful way possible.

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Squigglepig52 t1_j1m374f wrote

Reply to comment by Splunkzop in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265

My mom used to read books like popcorn, she'd read nearly anything. We used to swap books back and forth, so I managed to get her to read Pratchett and Banks, stuff like that.

She drops off a pile and... holy shit. There's two Lustbader books, including "the Ninja".

I read them back when I was a teen. Each book is about 50% extreme ninja violence, and depraved sex. Like, I hid those books from my mom back in the day.

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Avocado_Pears t1_j1m0xcz wrote

Reply to Tifu by playing porn at the max volume by Rylanpien

tifu by accidentally playing porñ at max volume at a Christmas dinner

It all happened a day or two ago and I am still embarrassed by the fact. My family took us to our grandparents house for a Christmas gathering and all that stuff. I get bored then go the the bathroom and start browsing this nsfw Reddit because I'm very stupid.. I had no idea at the time that my volume was on and connected to the Bluetooth speaker playing Christmas music before, then this video plays, I try to turn down the volume but end up pressing the wrong button then boom loud ASF moaning gagging. It took at least 1 minute to realize that porn was playing very loudly out of the speaker. My youngest brother started crying as my mom tried to calm him down he kept thinking that the speaker was playing audio of gore videos. Granny had a heart attack due to the sudden loudness of the porn. We had to call an ambulance due to this fact. Dinner was silent with the exception of my brother. Now he has PTSD and Granny is not doing well because of the hardcore shit. How do I get this out of my head, it is so embarrassing.... TL :DR My brother is scared for life and my mom won't talk to me and Granny had a heart attack. It all happened because of my boredom and I hope to stop thinking about this thing again. I think everyone thinks I'm a sex offender now.

Priceless

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31spiders t1_j1lxwov wrote

Reply to TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265

>Needless to say my father thinks this is the best Christmas present ever and wishes to take it to all family events over the next few weeks

Sounds like you nailed it then. These kinda stories ARE the ones that last though. “Hey Jeb remember when Katie bought you that sex book that one Christmas?” You’ll laugh about it one day anyways.

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