Damn. Not a fuck up tho. You needed that truth to save yourself.

Mmm.. no. I guess I'm not sure.

My dude; I think it's already gone too far. To stop it now could be tough but you can try. It may be a bit hard to get back to a friendship. I'm sorry to tell you think but it's difficult after these lines been crossed. Maybe go forward and see what happens? Maybe this could be something great? Don't get too down but take your time on your decision

This, since you were gonna lose her as a friend anyway

Are you sure he wasn't on the spectrum?

You got lucky. I handle fraud cases and got to talk to someone who wire transfered 150k in total because someone from amazon was assisting them with getting their money back from wrong orders. I can only sigh as theres nothing we can do.

Now we're asking the real questions

What the fuck?

Sucks. But be happy that it wasn’t years down the line.

There’s a lot more going on here than just “I never had a family life”, I’m afraid.

This is a S as it's actually funny

Should've smashed

If you want to scare away scammers when selling anything online just say - Cash Only.

They want to send their brother to pick it up after they send you a check? “Have your brother bring the cash”

Oh they need to connect their bank with you to send funds? “Just bring cash”

They’ll pay extra to use PayPal for “tax purposes”? - nope it’s cash only.

They can pay by money order? Great - go cash the money order and bring me cash.

https://media.tenor.com/3mzx2hIgvxMAAAAC/absolute-win-hulk.gif

I'm gonna need that book title op lol

Oh no no no. I’ve been in your position before (but with men), if you don’t tell them it straight they’ll keep working themselves up projecting their feelings for you back at themselves.

Sorry OP, i think it’s too late to salvage this. She might have been into you all this time and just hoping she’d get her chance eventually.

Rip this bandaid off. It’ll only get worse the longer you let this keep going.

Gahh, memories of my sil explaining to my mil what pixelated bukkake was just resurfaced.

Halfway through I thought T was the crush and nothing made any sense

why is this posted here no sir you did not fuck up

Is there one for XKCD having a comic for everything?

This isn't a fu, this is a win at gift giving.

I mean, just because your have a kid doesn't mean you know all of the far reaches of kinks

Did you read the post without reading the post? 🤔

> We went for a small sudoku book and a book called 'Brilliantly Bad' subtitled 'Inventions so bad they're good'.

You won Christmas! Even if it was a mistake, seems like it brings your father joy, that's all we want for Christmas 😁

I could hardly read that but from what I picked up it sounds like your someone thats really uncomfortable to be around in general even when your not trying to be weired dont know what I can suggest but get therapy and try and think before you act a mong I couldn't imagine doing something so strange people asked me to leave someones house on Christmas I mean you've had to really just make a mess of things for that to happen. Another suggestion is go out drinking and meet new people on weekends its a good way to practice social skills with people who you wont see again