tinder-up bro

WTF?!

Nobody fucked up. Dogs will be dogs.

As someone who is on the spectrum, I couldn't help but laugh that OP doesn't think his dad is autistic at all

Been on the receiving end of this... Not fun

This is gold!!!! Thank you for sharing!

And a Happy New Wizz.

r/wholesome

At least, as wholesome as it can be thinking about your GF, mom, and sister all peeing while standing up.

Oddly wholesome.

If it makes you feel better yesterday for Christmas Eve I got to explain to my Aunt what a squirter is (in relation to women)!!

So you made out with your ugly friend at a friends party and now you regret it huh?

This is one of the best "first Christmas together" stories ever! What a terrible yet great family memory

almost

Your better off, got rid of a problem. For years she used u for financial support, home support, her family knew and went along with it..did u really want that? Nah man... you're better off..

You already ruined it by fooling around with someone you know had feelings for you in the past. That was your first mistake. You have to end it and if she accuses you of sending mixed signals it’s fair for her to feel that way.

PSA to all, not just OP: The moment you find out someone likes you, that context and history STAYS with everything you do from that point. So if you let them continue to flirt with you, you are at least somewhat complicit in leading them on, and “but I didn’t actively flirt back” doesn’t absolve you. You do need to actually communicate with them that you’re not interested. If you know exactly what they are pursuing and make a conscious choice to let them continue pursuing it, that’s enough to signal “there’s opportunity here.”

Obligatory that's not gaslighting.

I'm so sorry 🫂

It's better that you found out sooner rather than later. It would have been better if you found out 6 months ago, but at least you finally know.

"We wish you a merry piss, miss."

Given you're still together, doesn't sound like a FU to me

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Nice girls always get friend zoned

(Hoping ppl can feel the reek of sarcasm here)

Well written but I had to keep scrolling up to see who the players were. The best to you.

That does not sound too bad. Glad it all worked out at the end.

I'll admit it was confusing to read that this happened near 50 years ago.

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