What would you rather have them do instead?

And a merry Pissmas to you as well!

Your dad was strategizing on how he would never have to remember to put the seat down again

What I’m inferring is that you are still with with the first person you ever dated - is that right? If so, that’s kindof impressive… don’t think that happens much anymore.

You made a gift and the recipient liked it. That's a win.

Nah, I’m fine right here. Thanks

Urine a Happy Holiday mood!

There is, it’s linked below.

Oh so she’s a she. My bad. So then she should know to tell her how she feels! Can’t let a woman sit in her brain for too long

Jesus dude... there's a time and a place, this is neither. Take your horny arse to a porn sub or something.

The friendship has already been ruined. That much is certain after the nudes arrived and you said nothing. You now have to decide whether it's worth the effort to rebuild it or just walk away.

I really hope this works out for you OP. This comment is the only one you should be listening to, because all the other comments are just people being fucking assholes.

Tf does that even mean

Why can’t she be more than a friend? If this friendship is so great, why not friends and partners for life and make it work till death do us part? If you push back now the friendship is screwed anyway. If you give it a chance assuming you are sexually attracted to her and she is a great person you wanna be friends for life with… why not give it a shot? Better have tried to make it work than not saying you “treasure the friendship” and don’t wanna risk it, but crush it anyway. If you both really tried and it failed you can say I treasure you as a friend but we unfortunately didn’t work out and I gave us a chance.

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Hulk would’ve smashed

Hahahahaha, yes, it was a cheek poke.

Haha. Well done unintentionally. Everyone laughed and Mom asked some awkward questions. I would call that a win

I know that by poke, you mean you poked his ass checks and it was probably gentle. But my mind won’t let go of the image you jamming a finger up his asshole and yelling “Gotcha!”

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Man, that conversation is gonna be rough...or maybe it won’t, maybe is just “time for you to go” (I assume she is still living with you?)

Same, and I'd be surprised that the presents weren't appreciated

Did she ever try using it? She has had 47 years of opportunities...for easy math, let’s very conservatively say that a person pees 1,000 times a year (that’s less than 3 times a day), she’s had 47,000 opportunities

My MIL said he kind of made a "huh??" face but I couldn't see it.

It’s also hilarious that the brother-in-law didn’t say anything...like he just accepted it and liked it!