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Cards are not trash to toss in a fire while it's still christmas day. Nta

Two dates and invited to Christmas morning? My how times have changed.

Very sweet you've been together for 47 years, congratulations and happy holidays.

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Who the fuck is downvoting this? All the characters who aren't wealthy men are literal children. The book spends the first 3 chapters telling the reader, over and over and over. It's half the point of the book, doing taboo things by emphasizing how taboo they are.

That's how you tell me you're a hardcore feminist without telling me you're a hardcore feminist.

You're my new favourite person 😂

Absolutely!!

Hahah my husband once had to explain that one to my grandma. I've never seen him turn so red lmao

Honey, what’s B-b-boo-kuh-key?

Probably some autism to all the autism.

I know it won’t make you feel any better, but it does happen, even to people who know better. I’ve had very limited money this holiday (like, poor isn’t even the right word) and fell for someone claiming that I won 1,300 dollars. I knew it wasn’t real, but I was so excited at the idea of being able to have a Christmas that I stupidly agreed to give them 50 dollars that I didn’t even have in bitcoin. It sucks, but at the end of the day it is what it is.

If the spectrum goes from no autism to all the autism then everyone’s on it somewhere, lol.

Tell me flat out that it's not going to happen. It's going to suck but it's better than the other way. Believe me

Fantastic!

I had no idea that she-wee was invented that long ago! A guy friend gave me one for a birthday present once

Something tells me ol dad will be trying to diy some of these inventions. Mom is going to find out soon^tm

>Not on the spectrum really... just unaware of social norms?

OP, I hate to break it to you, but this is exactly what people with autism were described as before ASD became a diagnosis. And it's nothing to be ashamed of, this is a funny story and I'm sure your dad was a lovable guy.

I mean this in the most respectful way possible but I don't think she is my 'type' as a partner. I mean she's great as a friend but just not as a partner

You did not FU. The people who allowed their dogs to eat Christmas presents FU.

close enough

Are you hulk?

Damn on Christmas too? Try your best to move on from this man it’s not even worth repairing

And a crappy New Year.

Should be posting this to r/UpliftingNews through tears of joy.