Technically that may not have been the literal name of the product. I had to Google to find a name for a female urine funel thing. Plus the brand names in Canada may have been different from US names. The closest match I could find was the "she-wee". But for sure it was a plastic lady pee gizmo.

At least get a 3 some out of it with her and the gf seems fair consolation since she loves you as a friend and all

A few years ago a bunch of friends and i were clubbing. Club was rather full and so were the toilets. So us 3 guys ended up going together into a single stall, starting to pee and all simultaneously yell to not cross the streams. 3 guys having the same stupid idea at the exact same time.

Shee-wee's are clutch at concerts and festivals though!

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Yeah this doesn't read like it was written by a 63 year old. I call BS.

I feel like translating this… “I’m a guy who got a bit horny and made out with a girl I friend zoned who isn’t really all that good looking, I’ve strung her along forever as a friend in case I ever got desperate but she’s not good enough to date. How do I keep her on the line without sealing the deal and damaging my rep!?”

Seriously though, a lot of really great relationships are founded from friendships. Just sayin. Also, she’s probably out of your league anyways.

It was invented in 1999, OP is making shit up

47 years ago?

"SHEWEE is a British company that creates Female Urinary Devices (FUDs), which allow women to urinate while standing, with no need to remove clothes. The original Shewee was invented in 1999 by Samantha Fountain while she was at university. Her idea won Sam the 1999 James Dyson Product Design Award."

Send her a dick pic don't be rude

Haha, oh man. I don't feel so bad then.

The cheek. So it could have been worse.

At least it's a more tasteful one.

My great grandmother read romantic smut hybrids all her life. Don't think this stuff didn't exist back in the day

My dad was awkward, and had zero fucks, the first girl I brought home for my dad to meet, I was 17, and my dad looks at her, then at me, literally smacks his lips very smugly, and says "so, you fuck her yet?!" That girl did not stick around.

No it doesn’t work like that at all, thank you very much. I get that your comment wasn’t meant with bad intentions but it is misinformation.

I’ve done something similar with my wife’s sister and they aren’t even twins. They just look a lot alike when I don’t have my glasses on.

Don’t let yourself “play along” anymore

Technically my 2nd but my first serious GF.

Meanwhile I can’t even remember what I had for dinner the other night

Lol, That is fucking funny! ;D I'm 55 and haven't heard "SheWee" in ages.... wonder if they still make them? They do! ;) Shewee - The Original Female Urinating Device

“Spectrum” is a poor word because it implies a number line type deal, ranging from “not autistic” to “extremely autistic.” It’s more like a color wheel, where each color represents a symptom, and each color can be thought of as its own number line, where each autistic has more or less of each individual symptom. I am autistic.

I'm pretty sure that autism of some sort runs in the men in my family because they are all like this, and nowadays if I take a psychological test they see it in me. I think that the only difference is that they didn't test for it or really know much about it back then, so men just had to mask their entire lives and deal with it or die single and childless.

I know this because when I was growing up it wasn't really a well tested for thing and I had to mask. And OPs story sounds like something I would do.

They didn't have a spectrum back then. He was just considered eccentric 😂

Yea, it's not even like a sliding scale chart, more like one of those 4 quadrant graph things