He wanted to make her feel like number 1

I had a few best male friends that I said flat out after they tried to ask me on a date or be flirty that I wasn’t interested (two were brothers and I practically lived at their house because I was neglected by my family). I was known as a “notorious friend zoner,” for being honest ffs. Some people act like you owe them a chance, too.

Just a heads up though, feelings aren’t easy to get rid of if you see someone all the time and I learned that the hard way by someone carrying a torch for years thinking I’d feel different one day. You might have to end this friendship. Think about it. Just like the comment above, you already fooled around and she’s sending you nudes. If someone else likes you, your best friend will likely fuck that up as well.

You're very welcome.

Reddit community…can we find a pre-shewee photo of a canadian wee funnel?

Damn I really didn't expect you to still be together after all those years! The she-wee must be more powerful than any of us think.

50'th is coming up soon OP, wish you all the best and merry Christmas!

Just remember to respectfully compliment her on the nudes. While you're at it.

But..hypothetically someone could have had a somewhat isolated or informal upbringing and have less “socially guarded/careful” oriented approach to life without being “on the spectrum”, no? I mean is everything really about adhd and autism? What about, i dunno..general diversity of human experience?

OP isn’t making shit up, just probably couldn’t think of the name. My dad and his brothers made an ad for one far before the 90s that they called the “shoe-dry” but it was intended for old dudes that had trouble not pissing on their shoes. Not a new concept by any means.

Oh my. I definitely did NOT intend that. Do NOT spin the story? Just be honest with her. Your love means a lot, I think.

Happy New Wee-er was right there and you missed it!

That was wholesome lol

I am laugh crying right now! So glad he gets such enjoyment out of it! Best gift ever!

It appears that brand didn't exist then so it couldn't have been a legit she we. Some Canadian brand we had back in the 70's. But if you Google She-We that's exactly what it looked like.

Definitely one of the less believable lies on tifu.

Thoughts and prayers.

There's no fun to be had. Either do it now or do it later. The sooner you stop the bleeding the sooner it heals.

That's hilarious.

The thing that surprises me most about this is that she-wees existed 47 years ago

Ouch.

Ah. Well some Canadian beat them to it back in '75. But I guess it couldn't have been THE actual SheWe. Thanks for the fact check.

It worked out!!!😄😄

Exactly! We grow up thinking we’re so modern with stuff our grandparents and beyond couldn’t comprehend but nah we’re all humans and it’s all been done to some degree in some way before XD

I was really hoping for something involving prostate massage gone wrong.

Haha you shouldn’t. I would’ve done the same thing in your shoes. It’s an honest mistake and everyone had a good laugh.

OP probably means "I find her ugly but don't want to get downvoted."