Recent comments in /f/tifu
Healthy_Coughs OP t1_j1njewz wrote
Reply to comment by Viktorjanski in TIFU by leaving a card full of cash on yhe wrapping paper by Healthy_Coughs
Ye im not mad but I keep getting that sickly feeling of seeing g the money and the drawing burn. And I had an awful feeling when I looked at almost like I knew I should've but I didn't to test and yoh what a stupid test
24nicebeans t1_j1nj85r wrote
Hell I’d be so glad to be gifted a she-wee. I need to know what I’m missing
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1nj3mj wrote
Reply to comment by Nutz_of_Brin in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
No I googled it today to figure out what on earth a lady funnel pee thing is called. :) But if you want to know what it looked like feel free to Google She-We. That's it exactly (although that brand wasn't around back then)
No-Cauliflower4599 t1_j1nj3ir wrote
sounds like your dad was in fact autistic
zemuffinmuncher t1_j1nixzi wrote
If you truly value her you need to be honest with her and tell her you care about her but you just don’t have feelings for her, no “it’s not the right time” etc. and then go radio silent for a while. It’s not fair on her to maintain the friendship and making her believe something might happen between you later on.
Nutz_of_Brin t1_j1nix4i wrote
I'm slightly confused. You googled what a SheeWee was, 47 years ago when he gave it to her?
Nevermind, you googled it recently to figure the name. I got it now. Redditing while tired here.
Hey, his heart was in the right place!
NorCalAthlete t1_j1niwf3 wrote
I remember a friend got one of those as a serious gift one year (she’s a competitive cyclist). By the end of the night we were playing cards against humanity and taking shots from the she-wee. It was a pretty funny night.
AspenRiot t1_j1nip6g wrote
Reply to comment by BleedingTeal in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
So? None of these things are mentioned in the story.
FWIW I'm slightly suspicious of the writer's story, but not because of... the age of Google and e-commerce?
TheGhostORandySavage t1_j1nimcu wrote
Reply to comment by ProfessorCrackhead in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
It's OK to be wrong ;)
KoburaCape t1_j1nibwt wrote
ahh, today
in 1975 cmon
RandomUsername12123 t1_j1ni8fa wrote
Reply to comment by MundaneRuxx in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
The book is objectively disgusting of you think of if for more than 10 seconds and the more it goes, the more it worsen
No reason to say otherwise but hey.
Uglysinglenearyou t1_j1nhwn9 wrote
Reply to comment by MadSwedishGamer in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Naturally, it's right around the corner
PancakeRule20 t1_j1nhqo3 wrote
Uhm maybe I am anxious (ok, not “maybe”, I AM) but when I send something to my parents I’m like “on this day you’ll receive this thing and you have to put it there/you have to do this with that”. No free choice, no free will, I make it clear if it’s a gift (“do not open until -“) or if it’s something they need now or if it’s something I need and so it has to be opened and put in that room until I come to collect it
jesuzchrist t1_j1nhpwj wrote
Reply to comment by StormyLlewellyn1 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Last week I saw a reddit comment where someone linked to a company selling them for $20, ones which were identical to those you can get on aliexpress for $2.
twitchy_taco t1_j1nhnm6 wrote
Reply to comment by Smirkydarkdude in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
I'm with my only girlfriend ever 14 years later. We got together when we were 18 and got married when we were 27. I had a boyfriend before her, but she's my only serious relationship. No regrets.
Eggslaws t1_j1nhff7 wrote
Reply to comment by justabill71 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
We wish you a merry piss, miss
We wish you a merry piss, miss
We wish you a merry piss miss.. and a
Happy poo year!
twitchy_taco t1_j1nhemt wrote
The she-wee was actually really popular among trans men back when I first came out in 2009. I think because there's more realistic looking prosthetics readily available now they're less popular. They were known for being very effective. I had no idea they'd been around so long. I still have mine from back in the day. It's green and made from silicone.
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[deleted] OP t1_j1nh98u wrote
Reply to comment by PawnedPawn in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
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randomofrandoms1 t1_j1nh2ck wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
No squatting for you, or looking down in fear. No hovering to do here, now have some drinks dear(s)
angry_cabbie t1_j1ngp22 wrote
Reply to comment by Paechs in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
The Urinelle was the first mass-produced female urinary assistant device, per Google. It came out in 1996. It definitely was not the first such device, but it was the first mass produced device.
Li_3303 t1_j1ngoxu wrote
A little peek into my Christmas. While my 86 year old Dad talked about a pair of shoes he wore until they wore out my niece opened up a demon goat finger puppet.
Smirkydarkdude t1_j1ngl2c wrote
Reply to comment by azvitesse in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Well... there is a story about a virgin pregnancy and wisemen and angels and sleeping in a barn and whatnot. It's also fairly popular this time of year. :)
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anywhere402000 t1_j1njic5 wrote
Reply to TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
What was google in 1976?