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GTFO of the bathroom and try to explain what happened, try and be transparent about it maybe it’l be remembered as a fun moment in a few years.

OTIDNFU

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Good tinkles we bring to you and your friends.

Honestly I’d be thrilled to get one. Road trips would be so much easier/ I’ve got the bladder of w cocker spaniel puppy and sometimes if you’re driving in the middle of the night … it’s hard to find a bathroom

Indeed. Not "more" or "less" as the extreme options.

“Ofc everyone have money, money is a number and 0$ is a number!”

You've got to ask for a review, bet he prefers it to socks or a naff Lynx africa giftset!

Hit that

These things are fantastic if you need to work long shifts alone in a boom or scissor lift. I used to avoid lift calls (a type of lighting work in film and TV) until a male supervisor cracked open a supply drawer and gave me one. He liked to send the Teamsters (big burly biker types mostly) to pick them up, so that he could put the women on the team in the air. Life changing. I ended up loving lift calls - hours and hours either driving these big fuckoff machines around or tucked up cozy in a sleeping bag watching Rick and Morty with a panoramic view of the whole city while the ground crew busted their asses. Highly recommended!

Also popular with pilots apparently.

This is Gold. The fact that y’all remained together, made me smile.

Come up with a new explanation every time she asks

This would be fucking hilarious to most people. Definitely explain it to them. Buying each other sex stuff is a totally normal couple thing. If they're prudes they might still be offended but at least they'll know why it happened.

No explanation will certainly be worse

You'll have to give us an update OP! Typically when stuff like this happens everyone gets embarrassed but will laugh it off later! Just try to have a sense of humour about it :)

Actually after working for 2 investment firms and 2 multinational banks and 1 credit union they won’t. Next time work in the industry before you speak

OP wasn’t saying they googled it at the time, they’re suggesting the reader should google it to find out what the item looks like

Thank you for the white elephant gift idea for my wife and friends.

I did this for you son.

You're still together, so maybe dad actually knew what he was doing !! ... Nah, on second thought ... probably not.

That’s extremely rough, I feel for you. She did you a favour in the long run and one day you’ll see that, hang on and keep yourself busy in positive ways until then.

I personally would have kept the gift in my bedroom and given it to him after his family left👀 I'm sure it'll all be one big laugh after the initial shock wears off!

This clearly is an opening to come up with some intricate and ridiculous story for why. Preferably involving chinchillas.

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You're only 19. Life is too short to worry. I'm nearly 40 and I'm only just realising what I want lol