Corollary: I didn’t realize until I was an older teen that having people come to your house to buy drugs from your parents wasn’t normal.

(Thanks, dad!)

To me, the "currently in the bathroom" is very sus.

What a beautiful fucking story

As much as I appreciate the sentiment, I do not think that we will just both get over this. She doesn't understand that I meant no harm because when I started to text her about wanting to apologize she immediately told me off and said that I can't fix it with an apology. So I did not even attempt to explain that I meant no harm, even though I would like to make that clear to her, because I did not want to seem pushy. If I did, it probably would have come off as me making excuses. So we left things at her telling me that she doesn't want to talk to me anymore and me accepting that. And I don't think it matters if I meant no harm because she probably just feels like I should have known she wouldn't be comfortable with that and that it doesn't change what happened and how she felt. Thank you though

Did the man get better at that?

Where does it say that she liked him back? For her what happened was one of her best friends molested her, betraying her trust and basic boundaries.

It's cool. Own it. Things passed down in the family are the most cherished. That's why it went to his dad.

Own it like a boss.

Portable vibrating bidet is a thing I never knew I needed to have in my life....

>That which doesn't kill a relationship makes it stronger? Anyway we are still together today - 47 years later.

I'm curious what she thinks about it today!

I'm sure, in all those years, she had many things like that from your dad. So she in the end realized that's the way he is, that's his normal and he has no bad intention behind it.

So, what does she think of it now? I'm sure she finds it funny, because if she didn't you would probably have broke up long ago.

C'mon now you are just being too harsh. They like each other and he clearly regrets what he did and they've discussed the event...she understands that he tried to make a move but stopped when she said no. It's not like he is a rapist or something....take a chill pill😆 They will both get over this!

This is why you should always know where your towel is.

…Wasn’t the she-wee invented 20 years ago? 😬

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uh yeah, not sure if I believe this. Even if you did put the wrong name on the present, why would you want your boyfriend to open that in front of his parents? If you were comfortable with him opening it there, just say you put the wrong name on it.

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Want a well-written book with a LOT of elaborate kinks? The Sleeping Beauty Series by Anne Rice.

Sounds like you knocked it out of the park, I kept waiting for a fuck up that never materialized. If anything, you fucked up by providing the weapon with which your father is killing your mother's innocence.

Why is nobody asking if she liked the gift? Did it work? Did you awkwardly watch her try it?

I questioned that for several hours, while high on vicodin. I think she was definitely being professional at first, but I have never had a nurse help me get dressed, not even my mother did that when I was growing up, lol.

they had she-wee 47 years ago???

or you will be like u/ultramagat and the altar boy

affirmative consent is the ONLY way.

ask before doing anything and touching anywhere she’s not verbally allowed you to touch before

LOOOOOL ur fcked

You didn’t “lose” her. You assaulted her. She must have been so scared.

Leave the poor woman alone. Go into therapy. Better yourself.

My father-in-law showed me a petrified possum corpse he found stuck in his barn the first time we met. We loved each other instantly.

Those She-Wee things are pretty great...your wife knew a good thing when she saw it!