Recent comments in /f/tifu
Ecob16 t1_iqm4t2t wrote
Reply to comment by Kophiwright in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Are we not doing phrasing any more?
blooperduper33 t1_iqm4irz wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
I’d be more embarrassed about this post than kissing him on the cheek and leaving
JeepStuffSeason t1_iqm4hvp wrote
Sympathy boner.
bbcard1 t1_iqm43g3 wrote
I had a friend who attended a funeral while on LSD. When the corpse started breathing, he decided he's better leave.
SPAKMITTEN t1_iqm41se wrote
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
Use it well
or it might rust
DarkSaviour33 t1_iqm3wjg wrote
Reply to comment by Gernia in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
I'm 32 and still do stupid shit. It's still what happens.
Chakra_rarara t1_iqm3t3e wrote
Thank you, this makes me feel like my fuck ups are significantly less embarrassing.
thrwaway9932 t1_iqm3j73 wrote
Reply to comment by ConferenceOk1110 in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Please sign here to indicate your consent to holding hands.
cregsmumsbush t1_iqm3i2d wrote
Reply to comment by ASCORPIONSLAYER in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Take my internet points!
Stock_Yesterday_4601 t1_iqm3bk4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
"largely traditional, conservative, honophobic country" Poland, guessed it right?
HavokMan48 t1_iqm3b0w wrote
For future reference, tensing your legs as hard as you can several times in a row will very quickly get rid of it
Eecka t1_iqm38kd wrote
Reply to comment by quequotion in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
> We went to a nice garden, it was kinda romantic?
> flirted a little bit
AntoniusPoe t1_iqm33vr wrote
Reply to comment by pettyclassymolassy in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Sounds like the kiss was a mic drop before you left the stage. Lol
MurderDoneRight t1_iqm33t5 wrote
That's impressive usually you wave your pole at half-chub when something bad happened.
pettyclassymolassy OP t1_iqm2zvf wrote
Reply to comment by Joosh93 in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
TM means trans man 😅
TJNel t1_iqm2wwe wrote
So you look up and continue to scroll through porn in public? Not sure how much I'm buying what you are trying to sell.
S-Vagus t1_iqm2s0c wrote
No worries grandma. Grandpop was a complete alcoholic asshole that deserves to die and never needs to be healed or resurrected.
To the dusts of memory and the sands of time.
Still_Veterinarian11 t1_iqm2jax wrote
Reply to comment by ASCORPIONSLAYER in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
nah here take my shitty award bc i’m broke and i cant give you the real deal🏅🏆
Existing-Flounder-53 t1_iqm2fix wrote
Did you cum?
Joosh93 t1_iqm2dpv wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Did you just trademark the age of 23?
SecretExtra-3836 t1_iqm29zk wrote
Reply to comment by BlahMan06 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Yeah all the American words mixed in with random British stuff. Plus taking a flight home in enough FS.
eatenbyalion t1_iqm292u wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Employee-73 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Or the ones so strong they pop their head over for a look around.
loosecanon413 t1_iqm28b1 wrote
Reply to comment by jeromebettis11 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Context clues tell us OP is a Brit. So maybe cricket or something. Or maybe baseball will still work? Perhaps its boner-killing powers know no international boundaries?
SJane3384 t1_iqm5akv wrote
Reply to comment by VentusTrash in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
It’s also a whole section of the map in Fable III