I am looking for the comments about Google and the shewee where both not around 47 years ago when you say this took place.

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So naturally everyone’s level of intoxication before they are too “drunk” or inebriated to make logical decisions varies from person to person. Legally in some states in America the laws recognize this and state that when YOU are past a certain level of inebriation that you can’t give or ask for consent because of the physical and mental impairment that comes with being past that level.

He molested a girl who has a history of sexual assault. Fuck him and his feelings.

Oof, I was gonna say like not to worry because it's not as good as the real thing but you might want to speak to your bf in private about that. It's DEFINITELY gonna be awkward as Hell but it's gotta be done, especially if you want to smooth things over with the future in laws.

Yeah this didn’t happen. I know when I mess up I run to the bathroom and immediately make a throwaway Reddit name

He didn’t stop he put his hand between her legs again

Can you explain this?

ask before doing

Omg I love this

I snorted at this omg😂 thank you for making me laugh through my tears

Well he was inebriated which throws any form of consent out the window

Honestly man, beating a dead horse about this isn’t necessary. YOU FUCKED UP BAD. But it’s not the end of yours or Becky’s world if you choose for it not to be. Biggest recommendation, i would give Becky some time and space before formally and politely apologizing and admitting to what you did being terrible and reassuring her that you support whatever decision she comes to make. Next big step is to go seek help from a counselor or therapist and break this along with all your other problems you may be having down with them (THIS IS KEY). At the end of the day your relationship with Becky very well be over but only time and recovery between your individual selves can be the determining factors for that.

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Well aren’t you a bit overkill. Lets address a few things about this real quick. 1. OP literally is groveling about how terrible they feel because they made a very dumb mistake while intoxicated( they not only identified but accepted their failure) meaning in an inebriated state of mind he isn’t able to ask for consent 2. If Becky chose to report him she would be well within her rights to do so but it all go what OP is saying is true then this wasn’t a situation of malicious intent and is more deserving of giving Becky time and space to fully wrap her head around what she feels necessary. Rather than judging this dude who’s clearly in a fucked position, give him some recourses to get the help he needs before things potentially get worst.

That seems extortionately expensive for a bottom of the barrel hooker. Is this in USD?

Omg I would have LOVED if that was my first Xmas experience with my husband! Its so sweet and hilarious!

Well it’s a good thing you don’t determine where I go then 👍

OPPS LOL it was a honest mistake just say sorry bet they laugh in time. if this really happen all u can do is own up it go back out there deal with it talk to BF and explain what happened bet Boyfriend laughs about it all i can say LOL so get out of the bath room

Is the she wee really a 50 yr old invention?

Wasn’t this a post of someone that got a stepdad a flesh light ?

I mean, things went mostly fine if you guys are still together

> Anyway we are still together today - 47 years later.

Do you still have the "she-wee" giggidy

It was the 80s and it was cocaine and crack. :/

My father eventually ended up in federal prison for trafficking. (Yes trafficking, so bigger quantities.)