Recent comments in /f/tifu
solaceandsilence t1_j1ohyrs wrote
Your dad sounds sweet RIP
Plenty-Tomorrow t1_j1ohw92 wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying my boyfriend a pocket pussy by [deleted]
X to doubt
BlahMan06 t1_j1ohf17 wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Tumbleweed-460 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
His feelings after the fact don't change the horrible things the victum feels. Stop defending this rapist.
BlahMan06 t1_j1oh7as wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Tumbleweed-460 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Why the fuck are you defending a rapist?
twitchy_taco t1_j1oh48s wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
I've posted pictures of myself on here before. There's a recent one from a few days ago. This is my public profile.
[deleted] t1_j1oh1vg wrote
twitchy_taco t1_j1ogxdl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
No, he was simply a first relationship. I met him online through a friend and dated him for a month online before I met him in person when he dumped me for looking my age (16). He started trying to hook up with my younger friend that looked 10. He was nearly 19.
DanteShmivvels t1_j1ogrns wrote
At least 3 women I know would love that as a gift
ExistenceNow t1_j1oghu3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying my boyfriend a pocket pussy by [deleted]
Straight out of a sitcom (HIMYM comes to mind). Calling BS.
Proof-Tumbleweed-460 t1_j1oghsy wrote
Reply to comment by Bridazzles in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Ok but we’re missing the part where he says HE WAS DRUNK. In no way was that justification for what he did but gaining consent when you’re drunk isn’t legally possible because you’re impaired to whatever extent do you understand that?? Rather than bashing and judging getting the guy help is more important
LilCurlyGirly t1_j1ofuiv wrote
Omg I'm ngl that's a great start to a relationship. And hey at least he tried!!! Thoughtful in his own way ☺️🤣
Bridazzles t1_j1ofjb9 wrote
Reply to comment by BlahMan06 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
I agree. She’s been assaulted before, and she told this to him in confidence, and trusted him. He then turns around and makes her worst nightmare come true: Sexual assault from a “friend.” That’s something a monster would do.
IResentment t1_j1of8jr wrote
I need to slow down reading. I thought the beginning said your gf was 16 and you were 63🤦🏽♂️
Bridazzles t1_j1of5c4 wrote
Reply to comment by mp_phantom in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Dude. No.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_j1of3fw wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
If anything you cheating on your gf in the first place was the real fuck up that led to all the other fuck ups.
Timullin t1_j1odo6b wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Jesus, i think you won STD bingo
Proof-Tumbleweed-460 t1_j1od1m4 wrote
Reply to comment by BlahMan06 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Like you’re being a complete scumbag to someone you don’t know and have no right to be, you aren’t the victim, you aren’t the cops and you aren’t him so take your shit and rant on someone else’s fucking thread
Proof-Tumbleweed-460 t1_j1ocx7d wrote
Reply to comment by BlahMan06 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Yeah see that would be okay to say if he wasn’t accepting guilt and seeking penance but you’re being a complete pile of trash to someone who’s not a repeat offender ( from what we know) so saying this only pushes to the extreme of what can happen and not the healthy outcome
SuperToxin t1_j1octsq wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Just gonna say you can’t call them a “pro” if they gave you a STI.
Proof-Tumbleweed-460 t1_j1octp0 wrote
Reply to comment by Johncamp28 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
So he’d be guilty by all accounts in America unless there was compelling evidence that she gave physical consent. But what I’m saying is that he did what he did while he was drunk (him getting consent wouldn’t make a difference because he’s drunk) and because of the physical and mental impairment that comes with being inebriated prevents logical decision making
Zealousideal_Sand835 t1_j1ochfi wrote
Reply to comment by certain_people in TIFU by being an older sister by babygem84
I like this idea! And I think your niece will enjoy your "fibs" just as much LOL
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TheGhostORandySavage t1_j1ocdc4 wrote
Reply to comment by ProfessorCrackhead in TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas. by [deleted]
Love it! Have a good one
Johncamp28 t1_j1ocaoz wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Tumbleweed-460 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
So I’m confused does this mean he’s automatically guilty or innocent?
Bridazzles t1_j1oiisq wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Tumbleweed-460 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
I’ve been drunk lots of times, and I have never assaulted anyone. That’s not an excuse.