Being a total fuckin dolt Jesus. I feel bad for the women in your life

No, no it wasn’t.

Are you paying? If not you can take a deep breath and start minding your own business.

Luckily the bank I'm with does have insurance to cover unfortunate situations with people who have accounts with them. I previously had my account hacked and had all the money in my statement account taken out (I don't remember the amount but it wasn't as much as 1k), and they were able to give money back to the amount that was taken, but couldn't cover the online taxes, which I was completely fine with

Holy shit that's awful

Oh I absolutely know it could have been so much worse, I just wanted to share my dumbassery with people and hopefully get a little laugh lol

Indeed, but you still need therapy.

Thank you! And after I calmed down from the whole situation I did change the ad to include "cash only", I'm still new to this so thank you for the info!

Go play your victim card somewhere else, that was embarrassing to read.

Interesting;thanks ph4..corroborates the timeframe given by OP. I wonder if either one looks familiar to OP?

This man does not deserve sympathy. He’s manipulative and i’ll call it out when I see it. Goodbye!

OP, I appreciate how you are acknowledging that what you did was wrong. You clearly sincerely regret what you have done. You made a mistake, and that does not define you. But you need to make some changes in your life to be better. You should definitely reevaluate your relationship with alcohol to prevent anything like this from happening again. You also might consider writing a letter to her explaining your side of the story. On the envelope, write “You don’t have to read this now or ever, but if you ever want my full apology, here it is.” That way she has the option to read your apology and possibly get some closure in the future if she wants.

Nobody is disagreeing with you, rape is wrong and punishable. The comments explained that to the guy and many even told him to seek therapy of some sort.

What I am saying, is the way you are talking makes it seems like you aren't in control of your emotions over a post on the internet, would lead me to believe that there are some unresolved issues with you, and that's why you should seek professional help.

Your cat knew exactly what it was doing

Yes, there actually is a "prostitution Yelp". No, I'm not telling you the name(s) of them

As the oldest of 3 (that I know of) I love my siblings.

I'm in the US. A few years ago, during my single days, I chatted on another message board frequently. Two women stand out to me. Both college aged, both very attractive. One was a hostess at a high-end restaurant, the other modeled clothes and shoes for a local skateboard company.

Here's where things got interesting. Both eventually admitted to me that they had accepted "gifts" for their company. When I asked "How much?" they both refused to say and asked how much I would gift them for their time. I told both "$300," and they both seemed happy with the amount and invited me to visit them. No, I never went through with it.

(Edited to clarify: I don't think they knew each other, and these conversations were one-on-one.)

Ah so the person who thinks rape is wrong and punishable should seek therapy but not the rapist. I encourage every other MAN who down voted me to show just how fucking stupid they are. Please! Don’t just downvote babe. Explain yourself!

> She had at least 700 past clients

How do you know? Did they leave reviews? Is there a prostitution Yelp that I don’t know about?

> Judging from my outward appearance, you’d never expect me to have engaged in this type of activity, or to have a chronic infection

Oh so only ugly gross dudes are diseased with STI from prostitutes? Got it

If I was your gf and deeply in love with you and nobody else, I'd have left your ass immediatelt for going through my phone. That's a creepy, invasive thing to do.

If everyone was encouraging her to pursue someone else, there are details you're leaving out.

You know what my guy, I wrote out a whole thing but I'm gonna leave it with something simple instead:

Go to a hospital. Like, tomorrow. I do not mean this in an insulting way, I genuinely mean you should seriously consider checking into a hospital and getting the help you need. I've been before when I was about your age. Shit, you can even do some research and find a place with good reviews, I wish I had that privilege.

Dude fucked up, no defending him. But you, based on your replies, should seek some form of therapy.

Younger siblings are terrible

> The ironic part is that my girlfriend and I do not even do anal but there is no going back on this and trying to explain that to family.

Well, no excuses now.

First time I read the titles, I thought your uncle’s name was Anal. Like you gave your Uncle Anal some lube, and I thought, “Hey that is very appropriate!”