Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] OP t1_iqm7h7p wrote
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Darth_Iggy t1_iqm7gx2 wrote
Why would you look at your phone for ANY reason other than an emergency at a funeral? The worst part is you’re making me feel old for having to reprimand “kids today”, but seriously grow up. You don’t have a lot of “grandma’s funerals”. Be present.
DrSkaCtopus t1_iqm7fh0 wrote
Faaaaaaake
PurpleDancer t1_iqm7esz wrote
At your age I would just assume the clock has struck a number ending in 5 again.
jonchampagne t1_iqm7a05 wrote
"I took a flight back home and have been taking it pretty hard."
Yeah you have.
scaptal t1_iqm76y6 wrote
The thought of me dead gives you AN ERECTION?!
Quirocha t1_iqm74s8 wrote
Reply to comment by pettyclassymolassy in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Sorry for asking, but you're a M (marked in the topic) 24 F ? So you're a TF ? I'm just a bit confused... Sorry
Stealthmenace t1_iqm6sdz wrote
I’ll take, “shit that didn’t really happen,” for $2000 Alex
[deleted] OP t1_iqm6p32 wrote
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mykosyko t1_iqm6der wrote
LPT for the future. To instantly kill a Boner clench your thighs as hard as you can. Diverts blood away
[deleted] OP t1_iqm69a0 wrote
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Chipneck t1_iqm664b wrote
Reply to comment by eatenbyalion in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Hate when that happens, even moreso when it forces the waistband all the way down, below the shaft.
ItchingForTrouble t1_iqm648j wrote
The nun probably was just mad she couldn't give you a hand in your moment of grief.
Angry-Lama t1_iqm632a wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
He might be the happiest person alive rn lol
brownntown93 t1_iqm5zlm wrote
There’s something I’m not buying here
mwaaahfunny t1_iqm5za2 wrote
Reply to comment by NathanDarcy in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
To know about the giggle loop is to become PART of the giggle loop.
Aus10Danger t1_iqm5sf4 wrote
Reply to comment by ASCORPIONSLAYER in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
That's it boys, pack this thread up. We're going home.
nyoomur t1_iqm5q8x wrote
“That woman is going to kill me with her hotness!”
-R.I.P Grandma
Sonnyjesuswept t1_iqm5pdl wrote
Reply to comment by jeromebettis11 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
How positively American!
ThomasBKlein t1_iqm5hcl wrote
Sounds like you really took her passing hard.
PhatTonyNumber1 t1_iqm5h0r wrote
Reply to comment by ASCORPIONSLAYER in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
He was taking it hard
feltching4jesus t1_iqm5guc wrote
Reply to comment by ASCORPIONSLAYER in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
You mean to tell me that Rigor Mortis makes you hard?
Alphascout t1_iqm5fvc wrote
Just try not to get think of grandma next time you get an erection…
NxPat t1_iqm5fnf wrote
Guaranteed that nun’s image will reappear next time you’re feeling woody.
[deleted] OP t1_iqm7xt8 wrote
Reply to comment by Cijj in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
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