Op's, the girlfriend's, or the uncle's?

Yeah, definitely more mortifying

With the festive season it probably would've gone down without too much awkwardness and just added to the hilarity.

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Life's too short.

Facepalms are like a high 5 for the face :')

Yup, not a perfect reader. English isn't my first language though, but it doesn't seem it matters that much. But you can't have a conversation. Did the Grinch actually visit you this christmas?

I wanted to apologize to her but she did not want to hear an apology. She said to leave her alone so I did. While she hasn't blocked me anywhere, I am pretty sure she trusts me to just not text her and she has deleted me from various social media platforms, probably so that she doesn't have to see my name anymore which is understandable. As suggested in another comment, I will in due time prepare a formal and in-depth apology where I plan to detail what exactly I am sorry for (so as to make clear that I understand all of the mistakes that led to this) and where I will reassure here that she only has to read it if she some day decides to and that the apology letter does not mean that she will have to hear from me again. Stopping drinking is definitely something I will attempt and I have been thinking about other ways to move forward and better myself.

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It was her way to defend herself safely from a person who doesn't understand consent, was drunk and unpredictable, and could over power her. She didn't want you to touch her chest but you were touching her vagina which was scarier and wuickly heading towards rape in her eyes, or fingering which is extremely violating and physically violent. She told you to touch her chest as a way to stop you from raping or assaulting her further without reacting violently in anger at her rejecting you. Not because she WANTED you to touch her chest. It was just the safer of the two assaults.

Holy shit dude this isn’t a tale of two hearts drifting your sexually assaulted her and are blaming it on alcohol. Never drink again, take all the consequences that come with you’re predatory actions and see a counselor if you really care

Purrfect sabotage

While what you did was obviously wrong, you need to come up with steps to move forward. You need to apologize to Becky and accept that she may or may not accept your apology. You need to seek help to ensure this does not happen again. Also this is just my opinion, but maybe quit drinking?

Full cheek grab or slap for sure.

I was sitting so I was limited on options as well.

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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Covid dripping from your nose

Copying me again, lmao. And no, I'm just correcting you since you can't read.

Oh, I'm so happy to hear!

A bottom of the barrel hooker is a streetwalker and in the US is anywhere from $100-$150 depending on the girl, OP and these other guys are talking about escorts which are much more expensive

Glad you're ok. Take the time to learn how to drive in winter conditions.

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The ridiculous, incredulous, impossible to reach expectations in question: not have stds to be date-able! Wow such difficult high expectations we have of men

Go to therapy dickhead

And that's why everyone keeps telling you to go to therapy.

Save your tears, it's not that serious buddy. But I won't judge your cry, it gives a relief sometimes.

Next year please book yourself a mini getaway. Indulge in room service, walk around a downtown decorated small town, do whatever makes you happy and doesn’t include a bf’s relatives trying to fight you over their right wing politics. Reevaluate that bf too.

Are you out of arguments because you're attached in the details rather than answering with something reasonable?

There isn't excuse for cheating, you're absolutely right and my comment surely didn't mean to defend his actions or justify them. Still seems to me that a lot of men are more shamed about their virginity the older they get. Being self-confident on that area too helps finding a companion too so eventhough someone finding a love 'dont mind the virginity', it's somewhat plausible that the experience in sex increases self-confidency, and that often the key to find someone to love. It's not anyone's fault.

So you lived paycheck to paycheck which is also not good 😜