Recent comments in /f/tifu
Topinambourg t1_j1qd9y6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
10% of the world sexually active population has HSV2. I can imagine it's not pleasant, but it's nothing really serious.
How do you know you have HPV? It's believed that over 90% of sexually active males have it, so once again not that big of a deal.
I think the main issues you have is the shame of what you did l, as well as the guilt of it. Cheating that is.
The real fuckup was cheating, not getting those STDs.
(Also 400USD/h is not at all cheap, and it sounds very suspicious that you contracted all that within few seconds of unprotected sex. There might be more to the story)
Jimmy9toes1966 t1_j1qd9kx wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
Just because you’re okay with how your family acts like that does not mean it’s okay for his family to treat her like that.
OkVolume1 t1_j1qd4re wrote
You jingled his bells on Christmas.
chefbilly42017 t1_j1qcy6o wrote
Sounds like you’re the common denominator. Your family doesn’t want anything to do with you on the holidays and you probably ooze smugness around your bfs family that you’re an easy target. Eat some food and grow up.
Melodic-Spite-5918 OP t1_j1qcxp9 wrote
Reply to comment by linkdudesmash in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Dude no, I would never even think about saying that she is overreacting and you should not ever say that to anyone who has gone through something like she did. What I did was wrong and acknowledging that is incredibly important.
XavierHigdon t1_j1qcvt9 wrote
Reply to comment by Jimmy9toes1966 in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
Ahaha, you're funny. My family is fucked up because we all get along even though we have different politics and none of us attack each other for the way we vote? Dude, that's some funny shit.
Squigglepig52 t1_j1qcvey wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
Later on, we'll perspire, while Grandpa pees in the fire.
It's gonna stink, cause Grandpa's a dink,
Peeing in the fireplace again!
Skaterboi93 t1_j1qcujf wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
Pretty sure the chestnuts here are boiled and not roasted
Omnes_Lege t1_j1qcdry wrote
So, what was your uncle's gift after all? Did he get one or what happened to it? Was it just the card and candy?
MaximAvs t1_j1qca7e wrote
The Dad did that so you WON’T come back for Christmas again.
Jimmy9toes1966 t1_j1qc8ky wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
Wow, sounds like your family is as effed up as his. She had every right to leave and glad that she did. Dump his ass and find someone better.
[deleted] OP t1_j1qbtw5 wrote
Reply to comment by Youngestmark in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
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Lanky_Selection1556 t1_j1qblnu wrote
Reply to comment by thrwaway9932 in TIFU by leaving a card full of cash on yhe wrapping paper by Healthy_Coughs
Haha, if I had a child react that way to my accidentally throwing away some cash, I'd tell them that I'd waive next month's rent to make up for it. Their mother isn't an employee and she doesn't owe anyone anything. This is really just a mistake made by both parties that put a damper on Christmas. It'll likely be forgotten in a week's time.
Youngestmark t1_j1qb6b8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
What the actual f Why would u ever do this
WiggyDaulby t1_j1qb3fz wrote
Reply to comment by Critical-Echo-923 in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
And I hate it when people moan about the least important thing in the entire post, so I guess we all have to put up with things we don’t like.
amadeuspoptart t1_j1qazmq wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
Silly man with his balls all a-glow,
Bringing Reddit ho-ho-hos
activ8r t1_j1qayfo wrote
Reply to comment by FG88_NR in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
Absolutely, but as she didn't say exactly what these comments were it may well be a misunderstanding or overly sensitive response. OP seems to be on edge as it is, but is an unreliable narrator of the situation. Not much we can judge objectively here.
GsTSaien t1_j1qavpw wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Nah it isn't a sensitive topic, your take is just bad.
There are fuck all expectations on men, just respecting consent and washing your body puts you above a large part of men looking to date. This guy cheated and tries to convince others it was for a selfless reason, this is not an issue of expectations.
EnjoyableTrash t1_j1qau4e wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
In todays stories that didn’t happen.
justinkroegerlake t1_j1qaosd wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
What happened in this story could be in a textbook on alcoholism.
I'm not saying you're drinking most days. I'm saying if you show up to an apartment where there's alcohol and end up drunk despite being the only one, then yes you have a problem with alcohol. Just quit drinking, look what it has cost you
scottyrotten88 t1_j1qab2v wrote
Reply to comment by Londonforce in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
The 4 STDs was it for me. I think this really happened, but OP is in a dark spot due to overwhelming shame and is adjusting his story a bit. Happens a lot with this stuff. Shame is a very ugly emotion.
[deleted] OP t1_j1q9ur0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
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justinkroegerlake t1_j1q9umo wrote
Reply to comment by PushThePig28 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
"can I touch your chest" / "is it okay if I touch your chest" works fine and won't ruin anything. Or you just ask early on "let me know what's too much" and if nothing is too much she'll tell you something to that effect.
Honestly it is too easy for guys to not realize how scary it can be for a woman to say no or stop. Make it easier
LilacFilter t1_j1q9ufw wrote
Naa your aunt's being too nice, you deserve the worst that comes your way. I'm glad the rest of your family doesn't want you around, your aunt is a saint
OriginalGreasyDave t1_j1qdhyq wrote
Reply to Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
You didn't FU. BF's family FUed by not making you feel welcome.
This was the first time you were at the family and they treated you like this?
Ignore the negative comments in this thread.
The basics of hospitality are that if a stranger comes into your home you offer them food. You make sure they aren't thirsty or hungry. You don't set out to make them uncomfortable by asking leading political questions just to get a raise or a reaction.
Why didn't the father offer you something to eat? Why didn't your BF check if you needed anything. You are a guest. If you're the first time there, it's not up to you to start making demands. It's up to them to offer.
IF this family don't know that then you don't want to spend more time with them. Make this clear to your BF and if he can't see it then you're better off without him.