Recent comments in /f/tifu
XavierHigdon t1_j1qegy6 wrote
Reply to comment by SociallyUnconscious in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
She was never my girlfriend. Me and the boys were gonna run a train on her, but she left before the caboose came.
GsTSaien t1_j1qeg0m wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
You said this says a lot about the expectations we have on men.
It does not, expectations on men are pretty damn low and OP is a douche for even trying to justify cheating.
Kcardwelljr t1_j1qeftx wrote
Reply to comment by Topinambourg in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Almost unbelievable…
Plokmijn27 t1_j1qeds7 wrote
Reply to comment by DSoopy in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
no this is reddit
it doesnt matter if you are right or wrong, its a hive mind
ThisSorrowfulLife t1_j1qeci7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Yikes. You are all kinds of fucked up. You need intense therapy. I really hope you stay away from other women for a while.
monorchism t1_j1qeb8h wrote
Reply to comment by HotSupermarket3682 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
He got the prize that keeps on giving
XavierHigdon t1_j1qean6 wrote
Reply to comment by Jimmy9toes1966 in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
lmao, dude, his family didn't treat her poorly. Talking about politics is only a problem if the people involved are psychopaths who think voting for one politician over another politician makes them the good guy. Normal people discuss politics all the time without getting angry. The problem is her.
Doe966 t1_j1qea73 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
It sounds like you were targeted. But it also sounds like you’re the asshole boss that deserved it.
philoslothr t1_j1qe8i0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
The meta is strong in this one
ttopsrock t1_j1qe7ph wrote
Reply to TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Go get help if you feel suicidal. People make poor decisions all the time. You can't change the past but you can ensure you never make tye same mistake again. Grow and learn. We are human.
linkdudesmash t1_j1qe7ca wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
She said no. Move on. Friend zoned. Happens to everyone. It sucks I know. All you can do is say sorry, i thought there was chemistry. If she doesn’t respond, Move on.
wuteverman t1_j1qe2pc wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
I’m surprised you haven’t been taught about informed consent. It’s super important!
Iffy2 t1_j1qe2lj wrote
Reply to comment by doogieshnauser in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Even if she’s verbally allowed someone to touch before, ask again.
reevelainen t1_j1qe26q wrote
Reply to comment by I_Thot_So in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Take a look at another dialogue I had with this individual. One was so filled with hate because something about my poorly phrased comments just made one go nuts. He went through my history like a stalker and would find a detail to paint me as dark as people can with the most personal weapon one can find. If that's not an action of hate, I don't know what is. As if I wasn't even human anymore, lmao.
Having such determinism to cancel me is indeed a sign of triggering something sore.
zeigzag666 t1_j1qe1yr wrote
Reply to comment by PushThePig28 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Doesn't matter of it's sexy, it's crucial. And most people appreciate being considerate enough to ask for consent.
If you are dating someone who is turned off by you asking for consent, run. I dated someone like this once and they turned out to be very mentally unstable.
Critical-Echo-923 t1_j1qe0r5 wrote
Reply to comment by WiggyDaulby in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
and yet you still moan about them.
CrunchyAdventure t1_j1qdz1t wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
You call them subordinates? And then it was you who performed poorly? How drole!
SociallyUnconscious t1_j1qdywn wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
Guess we found OPs bf.
Squigglepig52 t1_j1qdx78 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting too stoned to function by babysushiroll
Fuckin newbies always overdo edibles. lol.
I once ate a gram of hash one night, and then passed out in a job interview the next afternoon. Like, right out for 10 minutes.
Still got the job.
nav0n0d t1_j1qdvs9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
This is like a fuck up lasagna. Have fun trying to find someone with the same STD as you.
reevelainen t1_j1qdvon wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
I'm not saying it's an issue of expectations. He is. He tries to justify those actions with expectations he thinks she has about men.
get_yer_stupid_rope t1_j1qduyl wrote
Reply to TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Ummm...don't drink. You don't get a pass for being drunk this time, but don't fucking drink if you can't keep your hands to yourself. Ffs I quit drinking bc I kept peeing myself in my sleep, I think you have much better reason than me
Squigglepig52 t1_j1qdo8g wrote
Reply to comment by xolana_ in TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
Is it a waste of money if it means not dying on the road?
In my opinion, if you have no real experience driving in snow storm condition, do not drive at all.
knightmare36 t1_j1qdjox wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
Dont give in to people saying i have a bad feeling cause i know plenty of people who do that just to not go anywhere
Jimmy9toes1966 t1_j1qehvz wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
They were obviously baiting her to argue and demean her. Normal families don’t talk politics at Christmas unless they are trying to pick fights. I think you and your family need therapy.