Recent comments in /f/tifu
therealwabisabi t1_j1qg9ve wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting too stoned to function by babysushiroll
Just a normal day in Amsterdam
reevelainen t1_j1qg5bc wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Who said there's defending in his actions? Hell no. Communicating is a thing and there's tons of other solutions they could have solved this. Ending up cheating is delusional and we should be worried from where these men are finding these expectations that doesn't exist.
I'm not familiar with that umm...hentai plot level trash logic and I don't want to, thank you. I quess it makes more sense to consume cartooned porn rather than real porn made in oppressive misogynistic environment but I don't have enough experience to truly say anything.
DannkHippo t1_j1qg4y9 wrote
Sorry that Christmas sucked for you, that all sounds like no fun.
Me and my wife were going to host on Christmas Eve, for my BIL and his fiance, and my FIL. which is fine, since we're centrally located between the two of them. My wife also really enjoys hosting.
We were going to have a Christmas brunch, which we had invited my FIL too (my MIL passed away a few years back and we don't like him being alone in the holidays). We were then going to go to my grandfather's house for afternoon drinks with my mom and stepfather.
We then were going to go to my dad's house for dinner with him and my stepmom.
We got COVID last week, so we did none of those... maybe that's something you could use in the future to have a quiet Christmas.. although it doesn't sound like some of his family would believe that's a real thing, by your explanation of them
therealwabisabi t1_j1qfx4w wrote
This is amazing
itastlikbutterscotch t1_j1qfula wrote
Reply to comment by Nakazanie5 in TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
Looks like OP created an account to rehash the same story from boss’ perspective
Squigglepig52 t1_j1qft7n wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalGreasyDave in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
to be fair - most people aren't going to think, on Christmas Day, that you hadn't bothered to eat for 2 days previously.
this wasn't a case of dinner taking a long time to serve, this was somebody who skipped food for 2 days.
nacari0 t1_j1qfsph wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
Idk if this is a joke but the coworker at the other end of the trigger made same post just from his pov
Porn_away_for_throw t1_j1qfno5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
We get solid black ice on the roads here. 45 is too fast. You'll have a problem braking and even steering. Go slow!
Nakazanie5 t1_j1qfmsk wrote
Reply to comment by Doe966 in TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
Lol this is a satirical post in response to a previous thread from an opposing perspective
SkyrimIsForTheNerds t1_j1qfht6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
There are a couple of ways you can move forward from this. One is to be taking medications to reduce the likelihood that you could spread it to a partner, be honest and upfront about your status, and let them make the decision of whether the risk is worth it to them. You also could look into dating other people who already have HPV and HSV (I hope you had the others treated).
Both of those viruses are far more common than people think, as many people either never have any symptoms or eventually expel it from their system.
Be honest about your sexual inexperience with a potential partner too. The right person will be patient and willing to teach or learn with you.
There are a lot of people who are in your shoes, whether their first time was consensual or not. It is not a death sentence for your romantic prospects unless you make it so.
[deleted] OP t1_j1qfgko wrote
Reply to comment by Critical-Echo-923 in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
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GsTSaien t1_j1qfghu wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
You are using sarcasm, but the words are true. That is some hentai plot level trash logic. You need to be a douche to think cheating on your partner is somehow for their own well-being.
There is a bit of embarrassment that you can feel if you are unexperienced, yeah, but there are no expectations. Even then, if you were worried about some type of ed you would buy a blue pill not cheat on your partner. I am sorry but there is no excusing anything op said, and him not getting away with it is no reason to justify his selfish and moronic logic.
Definitely awful that he has an illness from it, no one deserves life long punishment for being a douche while young and stupid, but there is no defending his behavior. It was not anyone's expectations that pushed him this way, only himself.
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ttopsrock t1_j1qf3km wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Ah bro I'm so sorry
BeneficialName9863 t1_j1qezky wrote
Reply to comment by I_Thot_So in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Man with a fadora hat on his profile is creep. I for one am shocked!!!
nav0n0d t1_j1qeykn wrote
Grow up.
XavierHigdon t1_j1qexnm wrote
Reply to comment by Jimmy9toes1966 in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
wtf? Dude, you've got issues. Asking her questions isn't baiting her. And my family doesn't fight over politics. We're not delusional idiots who think Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump are our saviors lol. We're normal people who recognize that we need a government. We disagree on what form that government should take, but we do agree that its current form isn't good. I'm sorry that your family is too dysfunctional, and maybe just too dumb, to discuss politics without getting angry over nothing.
Critical-Echo-923 t1_j1qexaw wrote
Reply to comment by WiggyDaulby in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
telling people cliché things when they are in a depressed state is the last thing they want to hear
tbh the rest of your response was deam near perfect, u just fucked it up at the end
Plokmijn27 t1_j1qesa6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
no at this point he is definitely getting downvotes for no reason
even when he says something pretty reasonable, normal and sociable, like several times in this very thread, he still gets targeted with downvotes.
i didnt stalk his profile like you so I cant say about his other posts, but in this thread, there is definitely some downvote bullying happening
reevelainen t1_j1qeqak wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Yup. Had totally made the expectations up from his head. A non-existing thing.
WiggyDaulby t1_j1qentv wrote
Reply to comment by Critical-Echo-923 in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
God you’re such a bitch
ArtemisFoul76 t1_j1qelk8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
I was wondering if this would become a spinoff post and I'm not at all surprised that here we are.
wuteverman t1_j1qej2q wrote
Reply to comment by doogieshnauser in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
This is really the only thing OP needs to see.
Informed affirmative consent, and there’s no reason it can’t be sexy or dirty talk.
“I want to make out with you” is way more sexy than going in for a kiss and getting rebuffed because you misread the cues
MRToddMartin t1_j1qgadb wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
The best are the ones who are trainable. That way you can learn together. You have to break the wild horse before you put a saddle on it.