Recent comments in /f/tifu
Training-Throatt t1_j1qjoe0 wrote
Reply to comment by linkdudesmash in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Not even friendzoned, dude tried to rape her. "Oh sorry I touched you repeatedly without your consent, I assumed there was chemistry". What the fuck kind of reasoning is that?
Training-Throatt t1_j1qjkah wrote
Reply to comment by OdesseyOfDarkness in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
21 is an adult and attempted rape isn't "a good person who fucked up". A good person who fucked up is getting too drunk and throwing up, not trying to forcibly assault someone else. At 21 you should know not to touch someone without consent.
Training-Throatt t1_j1qjfby wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
>will in due time prepare a formal and in-depth apology where I plan to detail what exactly I am sorry for
Maybe actually leave her the fuck alone. Victims of sexual assault don't like to hear from the people who assault them. You'd only be apologizing to make yourself feel better. There's a reason why she doesn't want to hear your apology and that's because she doesn't want to have to make you feel better for being a predator. Leave her ALONE
Affectionate_Hat6293 t1_j1qj1l4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
A friend had a similar feeling traveling to my wedding 16 years ago. She went anyway, since, you know, her friend was getting married.
On the way, she hit a deer (during the day, in the middle of July, so, not when people typically hit deer). Totaled her car.
I’m just SO glad she was okay!
I’m SO glad you are okay too!
Training-Throatt t1_j1qiwwx wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
>I did not rape her and I was not attempting to rape her.
No, you DID attempt to rape her when you stuck your hands between her legs. Just because you weren't violating her with your penis doesn't mean it wasn't attempted rape. You were trying to touch her vagina and/or penetrate her. The line between sexual assault and full blown rape is pretty thin and just because you didn't continue to cross that line doesn't mean that isn't what you intended. You're a fucking disgusting person and shouldn't be alone with a woman ever.
Squigglepig52 t1_j1qirqz wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking KFC in the metro. by [deleted]
Why the fuck would you put the drink in the bag?
reevelainen t1_j1qirjt wrote
Reply to comment by BewBewsBoutique in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
You're absolutely right. Being a virgin doesn't usually rise the self-confidence which is highly appreciated in dating, it's not the... being a non-virgin. Obviously people who fall in love doesn't care whether the opposite is virgin or not, but I'd say many men carry it like burden after certain age and that doesn't increase self-confidence which is, again, essential and is seen very attractive. A virgin can be a very self-confident too, obviously but isn't that easy I would imagine.
anarion125 t1_j1qiisa wrote
Reply to comment by indianhillbilly1 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Ohhh got me their! (Yes, there.... I know.)
BewBewsBoutique t1_j1qihix wrote
Reply to comment by scottyrotten88 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
It was the “I was able to find out the exact number of former clients of this prostitute” for me.
boubouboub t1_j1qibyk wrote
Reply to TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
I am sorry for you. But I have to say, reading this gave me a good laugh! I tend to goof around in that kind of situation as well, so that could have happened to me for sure. Get well soon stranger.
BewBewsBoutique t1_j1qi8ne wrote
Reply to comment by 0shocklink in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Likely a piece of fiction.
GoatedBelt t1_j1qhs24 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
I want to see a skit of this incident
XxIMxFADEDxX t1_j1qhpr4 wrote
It's OK. I'm sure it wasn't a ton of money to fuss over the drawing was sentimental, but I'm sure you would have gotten over it within a few days... I remember when I was 16/17, my mom donated an old toy I was using to stash my money in... if you semi took it apart, you could access most of the internals, which I stripped and used to use as a safe... after saving around $8k and me leaving for a week during summer to do a job, I came home only to find out she had donated the toy to a charity after cleaning my room (i was moving out anyway so she decided to "declutter" while i was gone).... I've never seen it again, and she still has trouble speaking when I bring up the incident....
BTW it was a firemen toy and everytime I see the firetrucks/firestation I always recollect on this... 6 years later, and me and her still only talk about once every 2 years.... just remember OP it could be worse :)
Londonforce t1_j1qhn3r wrote
Reply to comment by scottyrotten88 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
He added a zero to the price, and dropped one off the incubation period.
Squigglepig52 t1_j1qhmpc wrote
Reply to TIFU by being an older sister by babygem84
My younger sister used to babysit a little boy. Kid followed me around constantly, asking me questions. Because my summer job had me working nights, this was not fun for me.
One day, he asks if our parents ever spanked us, and I said no. "Well, how did they punish you when you were bad?"
So, I pointed to the corner of the patio, brick walls on two sides, and a pile of spare bricks. I told him that, when we were bad, Mom made us stand in the corner, and she would throw chunks of brick at us. We were allowed to dodge, but if we got hit, that was our punishment.
He scoffed at this. Well, my sister has a scar between her eyes, from chicken pox. I said "Ryan, you know that scar sister has? Brick. She was too slow one day".
Well, he was playing with one of Mom's emery board nail files, and when I told him that, his eyes got big and he broke the file in half. I was like, Oh, dear, that's a brick waiting to happen.
Afew minutes later, I go inside to talk to my Mom, and ryan comes running in "Please, Mrs Squig, please don't make me stand in a corner and throw bricks at me! I'm sorry!".
In the end, he told his parents the story, and they started having my sister care for him at their own home.
BewBewsBoutique t1_j1qhhmh wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
The issue people have with dating virgins isn’t the lack of sexual experience, it’s the general lack of dating experience. Men without dating experience basing their idea of dating on porn and online forums with other dateless men. Then they end up doing things like cheating on their girlfriends with hookers because they’ve idealized sex. What woman wants to be treated like that? That’s not a virgin issue, that’s a mentality issue.
GsTSaien t1_j1qhepg wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Men find these made up expectations from other men who don't know what they are talking about. Being self concious about your sexual performance is natural and ok, but those expectations aren't coming from us, and that line of thought from op is nothing but coping for selfish behavior.
If I had an inexperienced guy, as long as he was around my age and not too young or much older, it would be unlikely to bother me unless he made it an issue by drawing attention to it. From my perspective that is not a problem, if anything it is exciting to get a chance to blow someone's mind. I don't expect to get off the first time I am with a new partner anyway, that takes patience and being a lot more comfortable.
I_see_something t1_j1qh0w8 wrote
Reply to comment by 0shocklink in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Lies. You read lies.
[deleted] OP t1_j1qgzjn wrote
Reply to comment by pufferfeesh in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
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Nakazanie5 t1_j1qgp52 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
If she cheats, she belongs to the streets, bro. You can't make people change. Sounds like she's using you as her ol' reliable who will always be there for her. Don't enable her behavior, as hard as it may be, you should let her go. It's unfortunate that there are kids involved, but in the long run it'll likely be a healthier environment for them when they are with you if you don't have this kind of emotional turmoil and distraction.
bybeardandthrone t1_j1qgl64 wrote
Reply to comment by Londonforce in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
4 days later. Considering herpes takes a lot longer than that to show up that's what did it for me
doogieshnauser t1_j1qgg2p wrote
Reply to comment by PushThePig28 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
rape much?
there are way better ways to ask than you said here. some other posters have mentioned some good options above and below.
DarthLift t1_j1qgazv wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Can't feel bad for the dude who cheated on his SO. Karma is a bitch lol
tumbletangradi t1_j1qk38u wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
You have serious psychological issues