Recent comments in /f/tifu
holdMyBeerBoy t1_j1qpc9b wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
Do you know if that bad feeling of your wife made you slow a bit more on the ice and made you be more alert?
And I'm glad you all got out ok.
Gelly13r t1_j1qp53k wrote
Reply to comment by MotoHULK in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
🤣 lot lizards. Been awhile since I heard that term... But man... They are as real as it gets and can sometimes trade sex just to hang out in the truck and hitch a ride. I worked in trucking (not as a trucker, but in the office) and met my fair share.
Internal-Car8922 OP t1_j1qouvf wrote
Reply to comment by evs-chris in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
Thank you for the laughs!
I am seriously a certified creature of the dark, and one of the pills makes me belch oddly obnoxious noises, but it's closer to Rick (from Rick and Morty) then Gollum.
Just to add to the fun, my birthday is right before Christmas, and the first signs of the gout started that day, so... What have you got in your pockets?
Huge_Jellyfish2855 t1_j1qootu wrote
Reply to TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
You are young, you did a huge mistake (but you stopped), and you have probably lost a friend.
Now…I’m sorry but you’ll have to deal with it. It’s okay. I just hope it will teach you to not try this again.
The good thing is that you seem to regret it, so it means that you somewhat understand the issue.
You have no idea how many did that kind of mistakes. Just learn from it and be better.
I advise you to leave her alone, unless she wants to talk with you, and talk to someone (psychologist for example).
You do not deserve to die for this.
XxIMxFADEDxX t1_j1qoegn wrote
Reply to comment by Lanky_Selection1556 in TIFU by leaving a card full of cash on yhe wrapping paper by Healthy_Coughs
Toy came out of southern Ontario... I was kinda hoping someone would find it and go WOW as opposed to it, ending up in a landfill... anytime I throw something away, I now disassemble it without hesitation....
Gelly13r t1_j1qobte wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Going through a public profile isn't stalking. Its literally public. I don't know what commenter did that to you, but it's literally public and a good indicator of a posters views and/or bs.
MundaneRuxx t1_j1qo947 wrote
Reply to comment by wingchild in TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book by Choice_Ad9265
Exactly this. I think most people who read his stuff are attracted to the taboo and hype and very quickly get gore-bored. It's not a warning sign if you've read de sade, it's a red flag if you finished de sade.
[deleted] t1_j1qo1fe wrote
Reply to comment by Training-Throatt in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
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evs-chris t1_j1qnlkt wrote
ngl, got to the no sunlight and lots of fish bit and thought you were gonna say your fuckup was killing your friend for a ring he found in a river because he wouldn't give it to you and it was your birthday
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SlabOmir t1_j1qn051 wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Man you seem to have an answer to everything, reading your comments I am getting a politician vibe from you. Just the way you are responding to questions.
linkdudesmash t1_j1qlrb0 wrote
Reply to comment by Training-Throatt in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Rape culture talk. Anything can be defined as rape if you want it to.
Lanky_Selection1556 t1_j1ql4d7 wrote
Reply to comment by XxIMxFADEDxX in TIFU by leaving a card full of cash on yhe wrapping paper by Healthy_Coughs
You heard it here first kids. Tear apart every fireman toy you have and hope it's got $8k in it. Haha
gridlock747 t1_j1qkv0j wrote
Reply to TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Well first of all, I would like to applaud you for taking responsibility for your actions. As far as how you are going to live with yourself, you just need to put your big boy pants on and do it. You spoke to her after the fact and she essentially told you to get lost. So do it. And stop drinking. Clearly you can't handle your booze. The problem with alcohol is it magnifies personality traits that are already there. If you can't trust yourself to seek out consent when drunk then stay sober.
Big-Horror5244 t1_j1qkorf wrote
lskerlkse t1_j1qkoas wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking KFC in the metro. by [deleted]
I don't believe you because it is extremely unlikely that you, your friend, and the xray operator are this dense
nightmare973 t1_j1qkmno wrote
Damn I misread "bailing" as "balling" and was expecting a different outcome.
HotSupermarket3682 t1_j1qkk1e wrote
Reply to comment by monorchism in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
What strikes me is the sad viewpoint that the sexual innocence of your body is viewed negatively … to give your virginity to someone you love really should, in my traditional viewpoint, be treasured.
How much less messy would all of our lives be if we didn’t come with the emotional baggage of sexual intimacy with others before our longterm (hopefully life long) partner.
Verbenaplant t1_j1qkj3c wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
Next time if it’s icy don’t go or get good winter road tyres. Better to celebrate another time than be dead
moja_ofinka t1_j1qkf5f wrote
I don’t think it’s too late! Now is your chance to open up and REALLY talk about your emotions.
“[Name], I shouldn’t have made that joke yesterday in place of sharing my feelings with you. I really like you and [fill with how you feel about her here, it’s something I’m working on,I’m sorry, etc]…”
Maybe she’s moved on already, but I’d say you still have another chance.
ETA: my life partner and I met on tinder. He didn’t even kiss me until 3 dates in which was crazy for me at that time of dating but so refreshing 😅
[deleted] OP t1_j1qkegb wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
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MotoHULK t1_j1qk9h3 wrote
Reply to comment by SalmonNgiri in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Here in Houston you can get a solid GFE for $200.
I will neither confirm nor deny whether I know personally.
justenskinner t1_j1qk87q wrote
I’ll just put this here. Good on you for being considerate of her feelings and respectful.
[deleted] OP t1_j1qk5jt wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
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reevelainen t1_j1qpn9a wrote
Reply to comment by Gelly13r in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Don't know what one did but decided to comment anyway. Yes, my profile is public and I stand behind everything there is. This is the only account I have and the one doing the digging had like 4 comments in total which implies one's doing a new one everytime. One weaponized the detail in my profile and prevents anyone doing the same to one because one makes a new one everytime. That's why it was ridiculous. The details are there, everyone can see they've got nothing to do with these dialogues. One chose a bad indicator.