Recent comments in /f/tifu
Oompaloompafever t1_iqmboni wrote
This is as real as my sex life..
DwagonFyre t1_iqmbla2 wrote
Reply to comment by VentusTrash in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
There is indeed! There's also a weapon called Golden Shower and a fishing item called Master Bait. That game is so full of innuendos...
sanne2 t1_iqmbj0i wrote
Reply to comment by MyWifeDontKnowItsMe in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Wait you guys can bend your erect penises?? mine never ever bends is there something wrong with me lmao
cwfs1007 t1_iqmb8fx wrote
Why on Earth wouldn't you stay seated until it went away? Or walked out of the room for a minute? Surely any excuse for either of those scenarios would be better than showing everyone your boner.
rdgrdmdfld t1_iqmb45l wrote
> There was a nun there. She was staring daggers. She probably thought I was looking up NSFW material during my grandma’s funeral.
well, weren't you?
Seany2Sweet t1_iqmavxt wrote
Just don’t stand up lol sit and cry or something bro
WaitingOnPizza t1_iqmapkh wrote
Reply to comment by turdburglar2969 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Maybe he wasn’t wearing any pants.
Yalaus75 t1_iqmai72 wrote
A death in the family is hard on everyone.
Chapelirl t1_iqmah3c wrote
Mourning Glory!
Extension-Camera3668 t1_iqmaf8u wrote
Believe me, they didn't notice anything untoward.
[deleted] OP t1_iqma64w wrote
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jumbo53 t1_iqma3rw wrote
Reply to comment by ASCORPIONSLAYER in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Nice
close_my_eyes t1_iqm9pc7 wrote
Reply to comment by jeromebettis11 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Or maybe grandma in a coffin…oh wait
shameonyounancydrew t1_iqm9oid wrote
Can’t fault you for not being ‘emotional’
Eastern_History_1719 t1_iqm9i9f wrote
“She probably thought I was looking up NSFW material during my grandmas funeral”
Well I mean….that’s exactly what you were doing
pettyclassymolassy OP t1_iqm97j2 wrote
Reply to comment by Quirocha in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
No probs, I'm 20 F, female and I was out on a date w 23 (TM) trans male
AaronVsMusic t1_iqm8r0u wrote
> She probably thought I was looking up NSFW material during my grandma’s funeral.
You literally were lol
Dragonpapi t1_iqm8k6m wrote
Dawg, what is up with Reddit and getting horny by their own grandmas? This is like the 4th post I’ve seen in the last two weeks
Hisoka_ohne_T t1_iqm8k5h wrote
You better learn the leg squeeze technique it’s a life safer.
ice12916 t1_iqm8i8w wrote
Sweet-totally-true story, bro
Skizzybee t1_iqm8elp wrote
I don't buy this story. You care about your grandmother enough to fly home but not enough to be quiet and not look at nudity on your phone during the funeral.
Whether you made this up or this really happened, you've revealed yourself to be very immature.
senorbuzz t1_iqm8byl wrote
So is someone getting off to this weird grandma corpse fan fiction? This sub has gone downhill so fast.
dadjokes502 t1_iqm831x wrote
Reply to comment by loosecanon413 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day
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turdburglar2969 t1_iqmbq6o wrote
Reply to comment by WaitingOnPizza in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Wtf are you talking about lol... pants aren't exclusive to making the tuck up work lmao... all you need is something with a waistband.
He could even be wearing a skirt bc he realized a few years ago he was a pilot dropped into the wrong plane but he's gotta work with the parts he was given... and know he's wearing a skirt bc he's gonna be his/her true self... as long as there is a fuckin wristband that dicks gonna be tucked up!