Recent comments in /f/tifu
PheonixGalaxy t1_j1rwxo3 wrote
Link?
MizElaneous t1_j1rw6vt wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Permission-2687 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
One of my best friends got it from a boyfriend who suspected he had it (other former partners told him), but since he didn't have symptoms, he didn't get tested so he had plausible deniability. She is happily married now, and has a 7 year old daughter with her husband. She still gets outbreaks but her husband has never contracted it.
Sippiku t1_j1rw3o4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Lying ass mofo right here
Panda530 t1_j1rw1d4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Wow, what a load of shit. Not even remotely believable.
The_Gov78 t1_j1rvvz0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Should have read the whorefax
deathandgorexo t1_j1rvsgh wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
No one else gonna question the part where he wrote that his WIFE’S BOYFRIEND wouldn’t have let that happen? Anyone?
VoxR4710 t1_j1rv7cj wrote
Been there mate. You can talk openly, you just need to slow down in the moment and consider it properly, instead of discarding immediately as "vulnerability = bad". Do it now. Message and say this shit. And for future, rejection doesn't have to be humiliating. The way you handle it is the main factor that decides that, imo. You're just a guy that likes a girl.. a story as old and honest as time itself.
Also you prob didn't ruin her christmas lol.. not to be a downer but if you have 1 girl interested, that girl prob has 5+ guys interested. Is what it is. Just get to her before someone else does!
CaptainDutchFN t1_j1ruysg wrote
phone charger. solved.
Etianen7 t1_j1rtj13 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway19_18_17 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Yeah, I just googled and the incubation period for HPV warts is at least a month, usually several months. No way OP saw them on the 4th day.
Icy_Curmudgeon t1_j1rt5sb wrote
I've had those kind of conversations with my step-daughters:
Me: Why would you want that?.... Wait, wait, I don't want to know. Don't tell me.
Then I leave the room, fingers in ears, saying "La, la, la...".
As the only male in the household, there is a lot going on that I am blissfully unaware of and I intend to keep it that way. (edited for typo)
throwaway19_18_17 t1_j1rsytk wrote
Reply to comment by Etianen7 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
There’s not, however with hpv and low risk(that cause genital warts) once they pop up you can definitely say you have some type.But before symptoms there is no test for men/women with low risk.
Panda530 t1_j1rssrh wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
For the record I still think it’s odd/naïve to be sleeping next to a person of the opposite gender out of choice. Regardless, I think you’re both young and dumb. I think you both learned a powerful lesson from this and I hope you both come out unscathed. From the sounds of it, you’re never going to make this mistake ever again, all you can do is learn from it, and move on with your life. I wish the best for the young lady as well. Some bad things in life can be for the best. This situation might have been what you needed to put your ass in place and prevent an even worse mistake. This event could have also taught her to be more careful which might save her ass in the future from an actual would be rape. Not all bad things in life are necessarily bad, sometimes those bad things lead to good things.
Eyeballwizard_ t1_j1rrg2w wrote
Reply to comment by Internal-Car8922 in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
Please do not give this a go if you already have high blood pressure. Baking soda = sodium bicarbonate. You do not want additional sodium if you’re already hypertensive and especially not when you’re in a fragile state.
XavierHigdon t1_j1rrcus wrote
Reply to comment by pullerpusher3000 in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
Damn, you mean a vote for Joe Biden was a vote to kill someone?
L3Jane t1_j1rqm4v wrote
Reply to comment by mhck in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
It’s the first time she’s met the family and at this first meeting, the father waits for her to be isolated and the intentionally starts asking provoking questions to get a response from her? The boyfriend makes sexist comments at her expense (enough to cause embarrassment)?
Melodic-Spite-5918 OP t1_j1rqi1b wrote
Reply to comment by mall_goth420 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Ok, thank you. Hearing this helps so much. Thank you, really.
mall_goth420 t1_j1rqauj wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Generally speaking, it’s in everybody’s best interest for a rapist to be held accountable and actually get punishment yeah
Melodic-Spite-5918 OP t1_j1rq3mr wrote
Reply to comment by mall_goth420 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
I don't want to go away scot free, I really do not. And I am thinking about turning myself in. I don't mind having to pay charges, I am fine with getting an entry in my criminal records for this and I am also willing to tell my family and friends about this as soon as I am ready to, which I am moving towards. I'm so afraid of causing any more harm, of making her relive it again. You don't have to tell me that I deserve punishment, that's not the part I'm questioning, it's really really not. But do you truly believe that it would be in her best interest? Because if so, I want to do it. I want to do whatever I can. I'm just not sure about anything anymore is all
Internal-Car8922 OP t1_j1rprgq wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
Gout is extremely painful. Cancer can be too, but normally takes a while to get there. Gout goes from a twinge in the ball of your foot to "PLEASE CUT MY FOOT OFF NOW!!!" in about a day.
Gout won't kill you. It just makes you wish you were dead. If you have any doubts, a Google image search for it should convince you otherwise.
I pray you never get to know how bad it can be and successfully avoid it your whole life.
Auroraburst t1_j1rpk24 wrote
If he already sings it you may as well keep listening. If he doesn't hear it occasionally he'll keep mispronouncing it.
Melodic-Spite-5918 OP t1_j1rpfd5 wrote
Reply to comment by GottJammern in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
Thank you for encouraging me to do the right thing. Really, that means so much to me.
Melodic-Spite-5918 OP t1_j1rp6e9 wrote
Reply to comment by Panda530 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
From what I understand though, sleeping next to her friends at sleepovers is something she sometimes does. That did not have to mean anything. I don't believe she made a mistake by trusting me to not cross any boundaries and it goes without saying that I did make a mistake in breaking that trust, regardless of what else happened. She never said anything clear about being interested in me and she has been romantically interested in other people in the meantime. Maybe things could have been different, who knows, but that's not what happened anyhow.
Internal-Car8922 OP t1_j1royby wrote
Reply to comment by Witty_Net_9472 in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
I haven't tried that one. I'll give it a go. Cherries are the best thing I've found for it in the past.
mall_goth420 t1_j1rogn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic-Spite-5918 in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
So you get to traumatize her and go away scot free? You’re a rapist.
jsv1890 t1_j1rx36j wrote
Reply to comment by mhck in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
And please hydrate. 😀