The sunlight thing is unrelated to the gout. Just more of the practical joke that has been 2022. It's a form of eczema that I never heard of before where you suddenly become allergic to sunlight. 30 seconds of sunlight, three minutes of shade, five minutes of full moon light and I get hives and rashes that look just like Poison Oak. And that itch like crazy! Two days later, and the skin peels like a third degree sunburn. It's just not groovy. I get to wear full head-to-toe coverage anytime there is sun around.

Also, hpv is nearly impossible to tell if a male has it. You might have it for a decade and not know. There is no way you went to the dr 4 days after and they were like “yeah it’s hpv” nope.

LOL!

There’s no way this is real. And if it is real…. You’re an idiot. Lol

They’re professional because it’s their profession. Unless they’re amateur, French for the love of. They could be both tho lmao

Yup maybe someone needs to introduce grandma to Cash App. And don’t say she’s to old. My mom is 68 and knows how to Cash App

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Thank you for the kind words!

All i want to say is please dont torture urself u stopped when she asked and even tho it was bad what u did u realize that and take full responsability thats the first step! Its going to be a process and it will probably hurt and u will hate it but at least you are trying. I think its in moments like this that u need to take care of urself. Something i believe in is that there are no monsters in the world there are just people who make choices and take positions i believe that it is great that u care for this situation and u want to make things diferent bcs i know people who wouldnt torture themselves for something like that and wouldnt even mind what they did and would probably do it again. Thats what makes u diferent from other cenarios . So dont be so hard on urself or at least not as much as necessary in ur point of view.

I guess maybe u will never accept it sometimes we dont need to accept stuff u just have to know that it happen and u were wrong for what u did and that will stuck with u but at least u know that u will never do it again i bet there are people who even after hating what they did they do it again and this happens in alot of other cenarios.

Just know that if u need someone to talk to im here i dont promise im the best at giving advices but i can listen. All i really want if for both of u to be ok and to take care of ur mental health. And dont thank me for being understanding i really admire u for being able to talk about it and taking responsability and facing ur actions ig a part of me wishes that my "friends" had done the same but this post gives me hope somehow so thank you !

Take care and know that u matter too. Its not bcs u are not the victim that it makes ur feeling invalid its perfectly understandable that ur have a hard time. Just work on urself and take care!

Problems with the story that make it seem made-up:

1. As many have said, $400/hr is REALLY high. The fact you repeatedly made a point of how cheap the sex worker was (assuming you did so to reinforce this idea that they have more STD’s the cheaper they are), yet the sex worker wasn’t cheap at ALL, means it’s likely you were just guessing and couldn’t google a definitive price range

2. What you COULD google us onset of herpes symptoms after first exposure and whaddya know…it’s FOUR DAYS! How perfect. 🤣

3. You “searched up this girls profile”? What does that even mean? Did you not already see this supposed profile when you originally found her? And then you find she “had at least 700 past clients”.

This, for me, was the clincher. Do you honestly think sex workers have a CLIENT COUNTER, on their profile? 🤣🤣🤣

Why the hell would any sex worker keep that tally and make it available to potential clients? That simply didn’t happen.

4. And what’s up with this pathological approach to dating. You decided to date someone like it was a college coarse, or like you are an alien but heard that’s a thing humans do so you added it to your schedule?

The whole thing reads like an 👽 who was tasked to go undercover and investigate the behavior of humans during their college years, ended up meeting a sex worker who swindled you out of human money and when your overlords on the mothership asked for your paperwork you had to make up a story to explain the missing money.

That, and you’ve probably given humans space AIDS.

There's a Kpop song called "I belong to you" with mblaq.

It says "negan I belong to you" meaning "to me I belong to you".

People thought it was racist.

He was probably just going to let you borrow the charger from his toys.

You’ve done the time, may as well do the crime!

Is this sone made up cautionary tale?

Never ignore a moms intuition! Idk why we just have this thing we can do. Lol.

"kiss so it doesn't hurt?"

Gout sounds terrible! I’m so sorry you’re stuck with this. How/why does sunlight affect gout? For even the reflected light from the moon to affect you is next level extreme.

oh ok i didn't know what contact point meant.

taters

He's probably much more uncomfortable than you are, that will teach him

Haha, one day you will be old enough to just say "a personal device" with a certain look, and it will be dropped.

Then eventually you will get old enough to say "massive fucking vibrator" and grin at the other person's embarrassment.

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At least you decide to stay out of it. My dad tends to be a little invasive at times, and then he regrets it lol.

Phone charger would've had the same effect as mp3 charger: neither of those are contact point chargers.

X-ray... For the metro? Where in the 1984 do you live?

I also love this!! Thank you for sharing.