Recent comments in /f/tifu
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j1sesap wrote
Which minor celebrity did you throw out of the car, and how do you feel about them IRL?
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j1sejzm wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking KFC in the metro. by [deleted]
In your defense, KFC is so fucking tasty
throwaway19_18_17 t1_j1sec9j wrote
Reply to comment by Etianen7 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Oh no, I agree. Especially with him never having sex before. Good story though.
aquariumjinni t1_j1se4qp wrote
Reply to TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
For a moment I thought ‘COVID 10’ is an older version of ‘COVID 19’.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j1sdvbs wrote
Reply to TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
Oh the bright side, you have an awesome story for the rest of your life
GsTSaien t1_j1sd4x0 wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
They are unrelated to this discussion.
Trekintosh t1_j1scl3a wrote
Reply to TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
I don't see how "wife wasn't paying attention to me" equals you dipping your balls in hot hot water instead of just stopping and going back up.
deathandgorexo t1_j1sbzz5 wrote
Reply to comment by cptspeirs in TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
I mean if y’all are open and it makes you happy, more power to ya.
But in this situation I had other questions lol
reevelainen t1_j1sbrl1 wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
They're all linked together, there literally isn't one without the other. But yeah, it literally is a long conversation.
[deleted] OP t1_j1sbkia wrote
Reply to comment by Bumfuddlediddled in TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_j1sb4my wrote
Reply to comment by The_Gov78 in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
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cptspeirs t1_j1satgh wrote
Reply to comment by deathandgorexo in TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
I mean, my girlfriend has a husband. He and I are homies, sooooo.
Bumfuddlediddled t1_j1sas6s wrote
Reply to TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
Sounds like a good time, you’re just being miserable. Wish I could take your place in that group 👍
EatYourCheckers t1_j1saqzk wrote
Reply to TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
I'm so sorry! Thankfully (I guess) my husband went through a bit of a bushcrafting stage early covid. We never hike without food, water, raingear, blankets, and his knife. Hiking kills! Don't agree again unless you bring your own well-stocked pack. And don't share your parka with the idiots, lol
PrinceBarin t1_j1sadnl wrote
Reply to comment by XavierHigdon in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
Gouts bad but not comparable. It's a week or two of agony but you'll keep going.
It's basically a build up of acid crystals in your joints mainly toes ankles and fingers that grind and crunch in the joint.
To avoid it less red meat, less sugars less seafood. More water. Try not to be an islander as they have a bit of a disposition to it.
[deleted] t1_j1sabz1 wrote
Reply to comment by Corasin in TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
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GsTSaien t1_j1s9nvd wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Who said anything about bullying? Or appearance?
reevelainen t1_j1s9g75 wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
I have no idea from where he'd get his ideas. Nothing to do with masculinity, healthy one atleast.
Umm... Correct me if I'm right but are you truly saying that men that would get bullied about their appearance, you're saying it's internal and because of their own insecurities? It's like it's justified to mock one if he's feeling insecure? Please, help me out here. I don't know what you mean. How are the ones coming from society different?
ZevelOrgani t1_j1s8fr5 wrote
As a father, I can tell you that many dads nowadays are not fazed by the idea of their daughters having and using sex toys.
Data_lord t1_j1s873y wrote
Reply to TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
As a child of a mother with severe mental problems and a father who stayed with her:
Take your daughter and run. Keep her safe, give her a good life with you.
ComfortableAd3747 t1_j1s59pk wrote
Reply to comment by monorchism in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
"the whole year round, Clark."
Twighdark OP t1_j1s4rfk wrote
Reply to comment by MorpH2k in TIFU by asking my dad where to dispose of a melted charger. by Twighdark
HPPPPTHGHT-
My dad (as it turns out) hates contact chargers and thinks they're stupid and unreliable, so if he had any toys, they would not be contact-charge.
MisterJ3st3r t1_j1s4a9w wrote
This sounded like a con far too early to my. I hope you learn from this.
Internal-Car8922 OP t1_j1s4a42 wrote
Reply to comment by Eyeballwizard_ in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
Oh. Yeah. I'll stick to the cherries. They really are the best thing I've found for it too. I'm just lucky they can be found year round now. Wasn't always the case!
TheRoscoeDash t1_j1sf55r wrote
Reply to comment by MarkBenec in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Find you a sugar baby.