Recent comments in /f/tifu
oneafter90nine t1_j1sm205 wrote
Reply to comment by MisterJ3st3r in TIFU by believing in a lifetime chance from Tinder girl by Throwa_Prize_419
Any time someone suggests that they'll share some "secret investing strategy" with you, alarm bells should be going off in your head.
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lumberjack_jeff t1_j1sl98g wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
TI(A)FU
Pandalite t1_j1skuxu wrote
FYI 9.8 A1c is not pre-diabetic, that is well over the cutoff for diabetes my friend (6.5 is the cutoff; 5.7-6.4 is prediabetes). Good luck with the journey my friend, glad you're doing better!
Twighdark OP t1_j1skmfg wrote
Reply to comment by CatnipParade in TIFU by asking my dad where to dispose of a melted charger. by Twighdark
I lost my dignity years ago, and the situation is already over... Dad left it alone after that, I got to throw the broken charger out and already ordered a new one.
Twighdark OP t1_j1skdo1 wrote
Reply to comment by ZevelOrgani in TIFU by asking my dad where to dispose of a melted charger. by Twighdark
As my dad's daughter I can tell you that while he doesn't really care, we're both gonna be a bit awkward around each other for the time being...
XavierHigdon t1_j1sk7z7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
Sounds like a good time. Drinks, drugs, the great outdoors. What more can you ask for?
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j1sja9h wrote
Reply to TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
You went from
"we're lost in a storm" to
"We got home safely."
I really don't see the drama here.
Illustrious_Lock5528 t1_j1sja1n wrote
Reply to TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
Imagine being so petty that you would fire a WHOLE department over a simple instruction that you missed.
PheonixGalaxy t1_j1simgu wrote
Reply to comment by KrystalAthena in TIFU by teaching my son a slur through K-pop by Silver_Profession_44
LMFAO
KrystalAthena t1_j1sil12 wrote
Well, the context is important. In Korean, it's a word.
I don't think you really taught him the actual slur so long as he knows how to use the lyrics in the correct context
KrystalAthena t1_j1sifu8 wrote
Reply to comment by PheonixGalaxy in TIFU by teaching my son a slur through K-pop by Silver_Profession_44
strawberrimihlk t1_j1shnc1 wrote
Ofc it’ll sound like the slur, “I” in Korean sounds like the n-word and is spelled similar
Idk what you can do about that now tho he loves the song
PeaceLoveNavi t1_j1sgzia wrote
Reply to TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
Your wife not paying attention had nothing to do with you actually dipping your balls in the water, don't even try to go shifting some blame onto her lmao
GsTSaien t1_j1sggch wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
We were discussing factors related to societal pressure not everything related to confidence
Elaine_Benes_Lovr t1_j1sgbrz wrote
Reply to comment by mhck in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
That fact that Fox News gets played at a parents house is enough for me to end things with a partner. I DO NOT want to marry into that type of family.
Dizzy_Internet5915 t1_j1sgaxf wrote
Reply to TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
Sounds like a good time
Elaine_Benes_Lovr t1_j1sfz98 wrote
Do you really want to be a part of this family?
Your BF made sexist jokes about you to please his family, and you stayed? I would have dumped that ass immediately. Your BF is a manbaby.
[deleted] OP t1_j1sfk56 wrote
Reply to comment by ItDoesntMatter59 in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
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CatnipParade t1_j1sfj80 wrote
Casually gripe about needing a new TENs unit for cramps. Ideally one with a normal charger. If he wants to see it, tell him you already gave the device to the person that recommended that version to you to begin with. Talk about how it's no wonder you couldn't find a replacement charger for it either. Must have been discontinued. Just... lie. Elaborately. Through your teeth. Your dignity depends on it.
chefbilly42017 t1_j1sffc3 wrote
Reply to comment by gerishnakov in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
I bet your hair is just as blue and hers ia
SophosMoros7 t1_j1sfeti wrote
Reply to comment by Skaterboi93 in TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
My ancestor (can't remember which one) used to say: Never spoil a good story for the sake of a few facts
TheRoscoeDash t1_j1sfa1h wrote
Reply to comment by BobknobSA in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Lol yes! I now know why this rubs me the wrong way. Reminds me of my TX public school sex education.
Remember y’all, it’s Worth The Wait! DARE you not to do drugs.
reevelainen t1_j1sf7tx wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Then you must've experienced different masculinity than I had, because I'm having hard time understanding what you mean. How aren't self-confidence, appearance, they way men are expected to represent themselves, what to wear, how to adjust their appearance, basically two sides of the same coin?
Internal-Car8922 OP t1_j1smdp1 wrote
Reply to comment by PrinceBarin in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
Yep. No more apple pie, lots of cherries and water. And absolutely no roast beef!