> sisters hand

Listen Here mister

OMG. I'm so glad I'm old now. Consent for a kiss on the cheek? I can't even... Only thing that made it awkward was the apology, in my opinion. All the rest was normal.

Lol didn’t expect a post from a Sunbury lad, i’m from Shepperton

I don’t think people can always control their emotions during grief. My husbands aunt committed suicide and my mother in law was truly distraught. They were very close and it came out of nowhere for her. During the visitation my mother in law started laughing really loud in the chapel. The aunts husband was glaring at her and it was so very awkward.

God dammit I needed this comment

What's a TM? I'm eastern European, don't kill me

"The way the Church in Sunbury-On-Thames is designed, there are balconies on the second floor that has a direct view of the seating area. There was a nun there. She was staring daggers. She probably thought I was looking up NSFW material during my grandma’s funeral."

The presence of a nun would indicate that this is a Roman Catholic church. 30 seconds of Googling reveals that there is precisely one Catholic church in Sunbury-on-Thames: St. Ignatius. St Ignatius is a lovely little church in the Victorian Gothic Revival style, but alas it has no balconies. Gotta do better research before you submit these writing prompts, bud.

Also, I'm guessing a local would just refer to the town as "Sunbury," or at the very least wouldn't capitalize the "On" in Sunbury-on-Thames.

Yeah you were taking it hard alright.

i mean he rlly did take it pretty hard ig

Ironically in High School, the way I would destroy erections before class changes was to think about grandma. Not sure why you did not do the same thing.

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Yeah. Sure

They are naturally at some kind of angle, which can vary. I guess some guys are more horizontal, but a 45 angle or less is most common.

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You can flex your stomach muscles or leg muscles and it will influence the boner away because of blood flow in your body. It works every time.

This won't happen now but it could be a helpful tip.

The title is cliiiiiick bait 100%

See, I've tried that before and it just hurt

I feel too old :(

Back in highschool, we were on a trip, and i pulled the guy i liked by the elbow and fully kissed him. He pinned me to the wall and kissed me back. But later said he wasn't really looking for something and we stayed friends. He actually really didn't get awkward much and has my full respect. But i also didn't get awkward 🤷🏼

>I’ve been taking it pretty hard.

We Know.

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What She said☝️

Nah that’s an iffy stiffy

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>You know, like being horny just for other things.

so crying is just like masturbating the sad part of your brain and the tears are the ejaculate of your heart

What? The whole thing, towards the waistband. This isn't odd, like, fire normal sex needs. what if the girl on you leaned forward?