Recent comments in /f/tifu
throwaway9908273 t1_j1tp8z4 wrote
Reply to comment by Darktenzi in TIFU by telling girlfriend I don't like her family by [deleted]
Maybe so. (I think) She was excited to go and really hoping for a yes from me as well. I can also be really inconsistent with what I do and don't want to do, so maybe she was just playing off the hope I say yes.
respectfulpanda t1_j1tocva wrote
You're in a relationship with her. If she wants her family to be part of her life, and by extension yours, you will need to bury that part of you that judges them and spend time them.
It's okay to talk to her about how the family makes you feel, but if you're drawing a line in the sand that says you're not willing to try to support her, I wouldn't count on being in that relationship long-term, and that might be the best for both of you.
"I love your family!"
"Yes, but I hate yours and because I don't want to put the needs of my partner before myself, in an area that really I should be able to, don't expect anything from me."
eugoogilizer t1_j1to27e wrote
Reply to TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
Should be “TIFU by being stupid and dipping my balls in steaming water” 🤦♂️
SoepjesKoekjes t1_j1tnvww wrote
Why would they be shocked or mad at all after that? Seems like a wild overreaction of someone clearly making a mistake. Laughter makes more sense in that situation.
Darktenzi t1_j1tn825 wrote
Its like... okay to not be big on your gf's family... my gf like despises my mom... it is what it is, you shouldnt have to like walk on eggshells about it. I feel since she knew you were already not super i to her fam she maybe should have been more prepared for a no to the trip thing?
Revenge_of_the_User t1_j1tn660 wrote
Have experience moving glass. If you put the wrong pressure anywhere (particularly edges and corners, and it can be the glass' own weight as well that does it) it just insta-poofs into shards and dust. Though this is tempered/treated glass.
Was resting a shower door on my foot while a customer was getting her car ready and a corner happened to touch the concrete. I didnt even feel the glass touch the concrete. Boof, no more door.
Happens. But for anyone out there: you cant manhandle stuck tempered glass, because it wont flex and you can never tell where the forces are at (usually edges and corners, or otherwise hardware that concentrates forces) always deal with the tracks or hardware if you can. And have an extra person to distribute weight....glass is heavy furthering the risk.
AvailableBegun t1_j1tn3h2 wrote
This why I don't read kpop lyrics
KolarinTehMage t1_j1tmvxz wrote
I’m curious what her family does that makes you not like spending time with them.
101-25fixit t1_j1tmig6 wrote
This happened to me one day at my grandmas house. We went to air out our house since no one had been in it in months and it had been 115+ degrees the whole time. I opened the shower door and it shattered on me.
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1tmfaw wrote
Reply to comment by Flossthief in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Secondary tip: Bluetooth earbuds don't unplug when dropped.
nicol_turren t1_j1tm7pv wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Don't sweat it, I reckon your parents would be more worried if you weren't sexually curious at 18. Not to put a horr8ble image in your head but parents used to be teenagers as well, if you get my meaning
0bi_Wan_Jabroni t1_j1tltbo wrote
Reply to TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
You sound… fun. /s
Flossthief t1_j1tll9y wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Protip: this will probably never come up in conversation and someday when you have your own place you can listen to women getting off all you want
Just for you I'm going to go do it myself in the living room on the TV
It gets better
[deleted] OP t1_j1tlg3d wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
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radkiller22 t1_j1tkroz wrote
Reply to comment by ThePartyWagon in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Could've scared the life out of her too
InfiniteCalendar1 t1_j1tkh6n wrote
Reply to comment by KrystalAthena in TIFU by teaching my son a slur through K-pop by Silver_Profession_44
Exactly the word means “you” or is a way of referring to oneself in Korean, it’s not a slur at all. It’s important to separate Korean from other languages when listening to kpop. Yes some of the songs are a mix of Korean and English, but it’s important to make this distinction.
InfiniteCalendar1 t1_j1tkci2 wrote
Just teach your son to separate Korean from other languages. The word meaning “you” or “oneself” in Korean sounds like the n-word but it’s not and the two shouldn’t be correlated.
SpaceAgePotatoCakes t1_j1tjy03 wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
Deez nuts roasting on an open fire.
0reoThief OP t1_j1tjjae wrote
Reply to comment by JimmiRustle in TIFU by not knowing the difference between a muffin and a baby by 0reoThief
Sorry, I forgot to add they were asking about gender. Do i want a boy or girl, but I thought they were asking about muffin flavors.
JimmiRustle t1_j1tjei6 wrote
I still don’t understand the question.
[deleted] t1_j1tj2uk wrote
Reply to comment by ___Phreak___ in TIFU - IN CAGE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR WERE ON r/TIFU. Bad jokes at the BULLSEYE right before closing by CaptainPunisher
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___Phreak___ t1_j1tivy3 wrote
Reply to comment by CaptainPunisher in TIFU - IN CAGE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR WERE ON r/TIFU. Bad jokes at the BULLSEYE right before closing by CaptainPunisher
Maybe don't be a moron and put an actual TL;DR.
CaptainPunisher OP t1_j1tid6c wrote
Reply to comment by Dark0ra in TIFU - IN CAGE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR WERE ON r/TIFU. Bad jokes at the BULLSEYE right before closing by CaptainPunisher
Automod really pissed me off. Otherwise, yeah.
Raichu7 t1_j1tpat1 wrote
Reply to comment by radkiller22 in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Could’ve done much worse than that considering how easily elderly people’s skin can tear. Grandma might have been seriously hurt.