Recent comments in /f/tifu
slavnar95 t1_j1u5w84 wrote
Reply to comment by lancerisdead in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
I had a tempered glass chair mat from costco. I liked it. However, I rolled off the edge with my chair and it just exploded into pieces of glass.
slavnar95 t1_j1u5u4v wrote
400-1000 dollars for a glass door?
Curious-Wimsy t1_j1u5hi5 wrote
Your feet can shrink over time and different brands/styles will fit differently. 10 years ago I used to wear a 5-5¹/² and now I'm a full size smaller and even shoes I had from 10yr ago are swimming on my feet and need insoles and thick socks to wear.
agentaltf4 t1_j1u5her wrote
From an old guy. You have to decide if you are in it for the long haul. My in-laws are challenging, I do the stuff I am asked but I have outs that I can take so I am not a complete dick about doing them. Does it suck? Sometimes. Can I find spaces of fun? Yeah. Do I have to bail at times? Yeah, but my wife and I have 3 kids and have done a ton of stuff together and when she has my baggage to carry she does it. Life has obligations and partners carry them together. They aren’t your family so you can’t remember the great times so they value isn’t there. However if you love and value her, the happiness these activities give her should make you happy.
If none of that is true let her find someone who can be uncomfortable from time to time to have her be happy.
Silver_Profession_44 OP t1_j1u53tg wrote
Reply to comment by thrwaway9932 in TIFU by teaching my son a slur through K-pop by Silver_Profession_44
My son likes to "invent" new words and use them on a daily basis. My biggest concern is that he sings that in his catholic kindergarden and the teachers scold him without talking to me. I guess I will be upfront about that when kindergarden starts again
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Mooseymax t1_j1u46x5 wrote
Reply to comment by JejuneEsculenta in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Clearly haven’t ever paired your Bluetooth earbuds to another device (like laptop), forgotten, then blasted out the unholiest of noises from your phone with earphones in - turning the volume louder because it sounds muffled.
Foxrex t1_j1u3pe1 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway9908273 in TIFU by telling girlfriend I don't like her family by [deleted]
And now you've told her, "you don't care".
You'll fit in perfectly. Go on the trip.
Thebombuknow t1_j1u3j3f wrote
Reply to comment by TheFirebyrd in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Yeah, true. Mine doesn't have a lip, the door has a rubber seal, so without it the water would just go everywhere, though based on the replies I'm guessing that's fairly uncommon lol.
cpsbstmf t1_j1u3fvd wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Lol yeah once I was watching a video of someone pranking someone by arranging his laptop to play loud moaning in a library, my earbuds stop connecting and my family thought I was watching porn and yelled at me. They're religious
TheFirebyrd t1_j1u2d3h wrote
Reply to comment by Thebombuknow in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Obviously it’s going to depend on the setup, but doors aren’t a seal, they’re just blocking the water from getting out. If there’s still a lip at the bottom even with the door gone to keep stuff on the floor from flowing out of the shower, a curtain can work. My family had to take out the doors and put up a curtain in my mom’s shower to accommodate things like her shower chair and nursing aides after she was severely injured in a car accident. It worked just fine. Given how many different setups are out there, I’m sure there are circumstances it won’t work, but it is workable for at least some shower layouts.
Thebombuknow t1_j1u2cj3 wrote
Reply to comment by collapsingwaves in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
At least on my shower, the glass door has a little rubber part at the bottom, and the shower floor is flat. If that wasn't there to seal it, the water would just pour out into the rest of the bathroom.
Blekanly t1_j1u1shr wrote
Oh... Well this was better than expected. I was expecting a girthy dildo suction cupped to the glass and lots of thrusting.
collapsingwaves t1_j1u1n3p wrote
Reply to comment by Thebombuknow in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Wut?
A_Mac1998 t1_j1u1f7e wrote
Reply to comment by Johncamp28 in TIFU by buying my boyfriend a pocket pussy by [deleted]
Ye I suspect there wasn't much truth telling in the TIFU in the end. I always try to be open minded though
2muchyarn t1_j1u14sk wrote
Sounds like it was not just an easy fix and would have happened no matter who was the unfortunate person to try. Hang a shower curtain in the mean time so she can use the shower.
gerishnakov t1_j1u0x49 wrote
Reply to comment by chefbilly42017 in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
Nice dog whistle
Thebombuknow t1_j1u0wx8 wrote
Reply to comment by SweetMilitia in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Typically if it's a glass shower door, the shower door itself is what seals the shower. A curtain would allow water to spill out of the shower, if I'm not mistaken.
Johncamp28 t1_j1u0ujg wrote
Reply to comment by A_Mac1998 in TIFU by buying my boyfriend a pocket pussy by [deleted]
Well he did just delete his profile so that’s an update
Thebombuknow t1_j1u0tyy wrote
Reply to comment by lancerisdead in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Yeah, this happens constantly to glass side panels in the PC world. I've seen so many pictures of people's brand new computers with exploded tempered side panels. Once there is the tiniest of stress fractures, so much as tightening down a screw slightly too much can cause the glass to spontaneously explode.
thrwaway9932 t1_j1u0mr5 wrote
With all the other words he's singing together, surely people would realize it's not German.
I wouldn't worry about it, and I'd keep listening. Words are not bad by themselves but become malicious when used with malicious intent.
midnghtsquattr OP t1_j1tzo5u wrote
Reply to comment by AlternativeNo4606 in TIFU by hitting my boyfriend in the balls by midnghtsquattr
i just googled it a little bit, I was just diagnosed with hardcore ADHD backdating since childhood, that’s such a possibility and i very much appreciate your bringing that up
CarBombtheDestroyer t1_j1tzkqd wrote
Reply to comment by Laue in TIFU by agreeing to socialize. by [deleted]
Put down the phone wtf.
midnghtsquattr OP t1_j1tzhmv wrote
Reply to comment by HoboSamurai in TIFU by hitting my boyfriend in the balls by midnghtsquattr
just the hope of Naughty-list worthy sex
TheFirebyrd t1_j1u5xf7 wrote
Reply to comment by Thebombuknow in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
The ones I’ve encountered have generally had a frame the door sits in. Even if there isn’t a raised lip on the shower itself, the frame if left could serve the same purpose. There are lots of weird houses out there, though, so I’m sure there are all kinds of exceptions like yours.