Recent comments in /f/tifu
OkVolume1 t1_j1uejlu wrote
Reply to tifu by eating something im allergic to by [deleted]
That's nuts.
CodeMonkeyPhoto t1_j1ue09o wrote
Tempered glass, not even once.
jediflamaster t1_j1udscd wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
This would've been a great prank if you didn't damage control with the music.
not_thatguyagain OP t1_j1udl0z wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by ruining my chances of getting into a relationship. by not_thatguyagain
a really good guitar player who doesn't really get the recognition he deserves.
[deleted] t1_j1ucm7i wrote
Reply to comment by Illustrious_Lock5528 in TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker by throwawayyy138362
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RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1uc3ja wrote
Reply to TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
r/iamverybadass
collapsingwaves t1_j1uberc wrote
Reply to comment by Thebombuknow in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Not if the curtain is,draped an the floor. Not ideal, but would work
Callmefred t1_j1ub3d4 wrote
Reply to comment by JejuneEsculenta in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Ohhhh you meant literally.
Yea, in that case, it is.
single_malt_jedi t1_j1uazu8 wrote
>No idea what happened, no clue why it broke.
Probably tweaked it just enough to catch the edge of the glass in the frame.
I work in a window/door factory. I deal with tempered glass all night long. You can blast the center of that glass with the plastic headed hammers we use and nothing happens. Tap that corner though....POP!
I actually had a piece of glass blow up hard enough that the chunks hit and popped a piece of glass behind me.
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1uatwu wrote
Reply to comment by Mooseymax in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
In my case, I do product testing for an earbud manufacturer, in my spare time, so they keep sending me free sets.
I just have one set for the computer, a couple sets that are paired either my phone and another device, one set just for the phone, one for my Switch, one for my Mac, etc...
Super handy until you misread the markings on them and grab the wrong ones.
EDIT: Cripes. I just realized how many sets of earbuds I own. Yikes!
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1uabxd wrote
Reply to comment by Callmefred in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Hard to unplug that which is not plugged in, dontcha think?
[deleted] t1_j1ua30o wrote
Initial_Influence428 t1_j1u9oae wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalGreasyDave in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
You nailed it. The entire family were atrocious hosts.
Water_designr t1_j1u9fdp wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Please don't copy what you see in porn. Try to get off and explore your body on your own, if you mirror porn you'll have a hard time cuming without it.
Initial_Influence428 t1_j1u9ekq wrote
Reply to comment by L3Jane in Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas by [deleted]
That’s what stuck out for me, not only did BF leave her alone for the inquisition, he started picking on OP. If he behaved that differently around his family the FIRST TIME be brought her around, his ‘good behavior’ when not around them is a lie. That’s who he is for real, he showed her and she should believe him. You deserve better, OP, and leaving that toxic environment was a good first move for your self preservation. Take care
xNyackx t1_j1u8lp7 wrote
I had the exact same thing happen to me with the exact same style of door (I am assuming a glass curved sliding half door.). Something about them being jammed and when you lift it releases all the pressure and the whole thing shattered.
Always hated those doors, they always come of their railings and are annoying to clean.
Anyway, thankfully mum was just like "well now I have an excuse to replace the shower" so it was all good.
ArltheCrazy t1_j1u77kx wrote
Reply to comment by ThePartyWagon in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
I’ve sold and installed shower doors for years. With tempered glass, any small hit on a corner or edge will do. My guys have had them explode while still wrapped from the factory and edge protected as they were carrying it.
I had a sliding door explode on me while trying to fix it. Not your FU, you just got caught holding the hot potato. Look in the corners of the other glass panel for a tempering logo. Then maybe talk to a local glass shop.
And, you have probably already learned this, please always wear shoes and safety glasses when dealing with glass.
Kcnflman t1_j1u75wb wrote
Did you literally count the pieces?
Thebombuknow t1_j1u6wws wrote
Reply to comment by nicol_turren in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
> I reckon your parents would be more worried if you weren't sexually curious at 18.
Then there's me, an ace mfer who is the least "sexually curious" person in the world.
Thebombuknow t1_j1u6sjs wrote
Reply to comment by Mooseymax in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
My earbuds have multipair. They're paired to all my devices at once, and it can automatically play through multiple devices (it just mutes the other ones when one takes priority).
staterho OP t1_j1u6htn wrote
Reply to comment by hsiale in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Did you miss the part where I said he first hit me across the head with a 1.75L glass bottle? After that, it was not, in any way, about the shoplifting. He attacked me and my instincts told me to fight back.
Hobbit1996 t1_j1u67ju wrote
The EU is coming to the rescue btw, once every device will be forced to have usb-c plugs (pun intended) you will be able to say "it was for my phone" no matter what device it was for :)
only read the TLDR
hsiale t1_j1u63dq wrote
Reply to TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
> We have large concrete pillars on the sidewalk just outside the doors and I shoved him into one of the pillars and then grabbed his forehead and slammed his head into the pillar several times
Is the law where you live ok with killing someone caught shoplifting? This sounds like you could have gotten yourself into trouble much bigger than a bottle of liquor is worth.
slavnar95 t1_j1u5zto wrote
Reply to comment by Thebombuknow in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
No. You can simply have the curtain long enough that all the water washes down the curtain into the shower stall.
Toshi_Thomp t1_j1uf7wh wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking my dad where to dispose of a melted charger. by Twighdark
I love it.."A vague confession"