This cracked me up even though the use of that word makes me hot under the collar. This was a true typo and accident. If you get called on it, just tell them the truth. It's very plausible.

If I were you I'd start carrying benadryl just in case. Better drowsy than in danger from an allergic reaction, and speak to your doctor about a prescription for EpiPens. Allergies can get randomly worse, I had a friend who went from a mild peanut allergy to anaphylactic reaction in a year. We were teenagers so maybe that was part of it, I don't know the details, but better safe than sorry

I'm pretty sure if they even notice they will just correctly assume its a typo, I don't think its reasonable to assume it was intentional

All you have to do is tell them you were watching a film on tv and a sex scene came on and you tried to mute it or turn it over. 😂

Ok, I need that! What kind of earbuds do you have?

If they only heard a short snippet, in the middle of the night and were even slightly asleep, hopefully it either didn't register, or they assumed it was from a tv show or maybe even part of the music, or even that it was you but non-sexual. I doubt they're sitting awake at night listening for noises from your room and analysing them.

The great thing about options is you can take them.

That was scary and I'm glad you're ok. FWIW I was told to use the epi pen as soon as it seems that my kids breathing gets affected.

By the way, did that chicken and avocado wrap have pesto in it? Sometimes they use cashews instead of pine nuts.

Pardon the incredulity but it sounds like you don't need to replace her shower door for her. Things break, you were doing a good deed when it happened so it is not your fault.

If you are feeling guilty about granny not getting to bathe, buy her a shower rod and curtain and wish her the best of luck. I mean you can replace the broken door out of an abundance of kindness, but you really shouldn't feel obligated to do it.

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Not exactly that but yes he does have some sort of emergency blanket. And a flint and steel, and I don't even know what else. We have never really needed any of it except one time it rained and he was so excited to bust out his high priced parka.

I'm size 10.5 Yeezy, 10 and 9.5 Adidas, size 8.5 and 9 in Nike.

Could just be your shoes as I go between 10.5 and 8.5

That’s what you get for listening to k pop

That’s wild to think people actually chase shoplifters. Just report it your company has insurance for this reason. They are not losing money off what’s being lifted, I promise you.

Plus you could have lost your life over a liquor bottle. Maybe you hurt him in the process as well and they be in a well enough standing to press charges as you would not be protected by your position.

All I had was a wholesome award, but I just felt that you deserved one.

Hahaha I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought so lol

Oh uh. Just thought it’s a strange question since there’s no way to decide which gender you’re getting and they’re basically the same for at least the first 1-2 years. I have one of each and all I wanted was healthy children. Didn’t bother finding out the gender beforehand either.

Chasing a criminal is not assault. Threatening them with injury may be.

'Course, that all depends on the locality. Assault and battery laws vary a little.

OP technically commits assault chasing the suspect. 🤷🏻‍♀️

You sound like a stick in the mud.

Seems like the worst part about this ordeal was your attitude. Also since you have access to reddit I assume you can check weather reports and dress yourself accordingly.

Imagine risking your life for corporate profits, lmao, good job.

Tempered glass is designed to intentionally shatter into lots of tiny pieces. Consider the other way. Where glass breaks into a few large pieces. Those are big enough to penetrate your body and really hurt you. The tiny pieces will give you a bunch of small cuts rather than one giant gash.

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yeah this is why i used to make sure my devices main volume is on zero before i plug headphones in. if the headphones fell out --> there's no sound anyway!