I know you know this, but my god you're an idiot

Okay, well its Korean not German. Same rules apply. It also applies in English

lmfaooo in chinese “that” is “na ge” pronounced very similarly to the n-word. every time i’d hear it in school i’d whip around to whoop some ass and just see a couple chinese kids having a conversation instead.

I think you should play your cards right and give her what she wants, cause that’s at least part of what you want and then get over it remembering that it doesn’t matter if you had sex.

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OP stated multiple times that they’re German

Glad to hear you're being proactive! Allergies are so terrifying and yet so fascinating (as a function of the human body gone haywire)!

Literally

>A director was fired for charging his time on his timecard to the wrong account on the first offense

I can almost guarantee this was that they officially fired him for, but there was probably much more going on before.

You know you can recall a message, especially if you caught it quickly.

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If you get fired for this, that's a company you shouldn't want to work for anyway.

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I've seen now three of your comments, with three different opinions, which one is it? XD

I tend to agree. If the story is less than a few paragraphs, does it really need a tldr?

But I don’t make the rules… 🤷‍♀️

She just wants to hit it, and if that’s not what you want then don’t.

"Threw my shit on the ground " Poor choice of words given the symptoms you're describing. ;)

Oh, nevermind.

I think you’ll be fine.

So suck it tf up and lie. Tell her you aren’t looking for anything serious and that’s why you texted her on Christmas. Tell her you were worried she would think you were a creep if you said you just wanted to hook up though.

No one wants to look like they’re looking for commitment and no one is willing to be up front with their intentions. Is it silly? Yes, but it’s just how people want to be seen as. Idk.

But get laid, satisfy her and maybe she’ll change her mind. You never know if you don’t try. Straight women are weird like that.

Yay!!!! So glad to have made ur day a lil better. Yeah… late-diagnosed ADHD is so hard. I got diagnosed recently n it’s changed everything for me. I’m so much kinder to myself now.

Just tell your HR rep that you’ve spent too much time in WSB

Yeah, that's the plan for now.

Managers at my company have been fired for less. A director was fired for charging his time on his timecard to the wrong account on the first offense.