Recent comments in /f/tifu
RunninOnMT t1_j1vu36o wrote
This happened to me as a kid when i went to go shower first thing in the morning. The door had an attached towel holder which i was using as a handle to slide it. One moment i'm sliding a door, the next moment i'm hold a towel bar mid air and my hand is bleeding from like a dozen tiny cuts.
Definitely not ideal when you've rolled out of bed 15 seconds earlier.
Biguitarnerd t1_j1vtdeh wrote
Reply to comment by Grazzygreen in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Gross… thinking of my kids doing anything makes me nauseous. I know they do it, at least my oldest but I don’t want to think about it let alone hear it.
Eyeballwizard_ t1_j1vt9m8 wrote
Reply to comment by Internal-Car8922 in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
Thanks for bringing that up because you mentioned in your post that you feel you can eat “as many cherries as you want”. I’m not sure if that’s correct. Although one of the safer fruits for diabetes, you should still be taken them in in moderation!
cherrytwizzler88 OP t1_j1vt37d wrote
Reply to comment by derpiepo in TIFU by ignoring my gut instinct. by cherrytwizzler88
Thank you so much, I really appreciate your words. I hesitate to call him a full-blown narcissist bc I agree that it is thrown around far too often, but he definitely had narcissistic qualities.
I’m sorry that you had to go through something similar, but I hope you have the same optimistic outlook that I do. I’m glad to be out, and I know I deserve better, so I refuse to let him have any more control over my life and/or emotions. Cheers to you, and best of luck in your future endeavors!
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1vsobw wrote
Reply to comment by lvhockeytrish in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Was I supposed to flair it?
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1vsmrx wrote
Reply to comment by Welchkinz in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
🤣 could've been a MUCH larger fuck up if my sister weren't so dedicated to her job. She's the MVP here
lvhockeytrish t1_j1vs3lv wrote
Reply to comment by Welchkinz in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
The flair refers to the length of the story, not the size of the fuckup.
shadesofwolves t1_j1vs2uj wrote
Justice being served would be you ending up on your own after cheating on your wife repeatedly and engaging in illegal activity, but sure, okay.
derpiepo t1_j1vrtk4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ignoring my gut instinct. by cherrytwizzler88
Don't beat yourself up about it. I went through something similar and made a lot of the same mistakes of ignoring red flags and questionable moments that I KNEW were bad because the good times were so damn good. "Narcissist" gets thrown around a lot these days to describe anyone who's an asshole but it's rare that you will encounter a true, clinical one. Narcissists literally care about nobody but themselves. Any concern or whim they display for someone else is a contrivance to manipulate them into doing something they want or getting something from them. They mimic emotion and romance and tend to be very grand about it. At first it makes you feel special and loved and wooed and all that, until like you experienced, it becomes apparent that it's all bull and they're doing all of this to manipulate you.
I'm sorry you had to experience the misery that is dating a true narcissist. Mine ended four years ago and I'm still dealing with the issues it caused with my sense of self worth and judgement of character. The GOOD thing about this is now you know what to look for and you escaped without any permanent tethers to him like a child.
Good luck OP, be kind to yourself, and be glad you're free of him.
Grazzygreen t1_j1vrnnc wrote
Reply to comment by maeby_surely_funke in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
And maybe it put them in the mood. Does that help?
[deleted] OP t1_j1vrky2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
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tiredofmyfeelings OP t1_j1vrksu wrote
Reply to comment by AjahnAnarchy in TIFU for texting my ex merry Christmas by tiredofmyfeelings
Srry, not three year, three month XD
tiredofmyfeelings OP t1_j1vri7k wrote
Reply to comment by AjahnAnarchy in TIFU for texting my ex merry Christmas by tiredofmyfeelings
Thanks!
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1vqkos wrote
Reply to comment by tiredofmyfeelings in TIFU for texting my ex merry Christmas by tiredofmyfeelings
Well damn. Good luck!
Welchkinz t1_j1vq8ri wrote
How do the flairs work in this sub? Isn’t it S for small, M is medium and L is large? This sounds quite large
FLTDI t1_j1vq7vg wrote
Reply to comment by Mass-Driver in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
Go to sent items, click on the email and look for "recall " if you can't find it, Google is your friend
[deleted] OP t1_j1vq5cl wrote
Reply to comment by Water_designr in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
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tiredofmyfeelings OP t1_j1vprj6 wrote
Reply to comment by AjahnAnarchy in TIFU for texting my ex merry Christmas by tiredofmyfeelings
I dont think its a good idea. It took me one year to more or less not think about her everyday. She cheated on me during the small three month relationship, and to hook up we need to plan it (she lives far enough) i know that at one point or another we will meet again (common friends) so i will probably use that time, if I still want to hook up, to do it. If I did it now with those conditions it would only fuck me over more, and make it too hard for anything further to happen. Even harder for me to move on.
She has something that makes it way harder for me to move, it's actually my first love so it's not easy for me to move on from everything that was so important
galahad423 t1_j1vp89k wrote
Reply to comment by JejuneEsculenta in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Shopkeeper’s privilege allows detention in or near the store using a reasonable degree of force in a reasonable manner/for a reasonable period of time with a reasonable and sincere suspicion someone has stolen or is attempting to steal
Chasing them out of the store and grabbing them is almost certainly unprotected conduct in this instance.
KatKaneki t1_j1voojz wrote
That’s on you for listening to k pop
loganalltogether t1_j1vojac wrote
Reply to comment by 5exuallyDeviantLama in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Why were you breaking glassware and plates in OP's house in the first place???
lisalymel t1_j1vohwo wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Lol there is a song called pleasure slave by manowar next time you can play that song on spotify
Mass-Driver t1_j1vo2wf wrote
Reply to comment by FLTDI in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
I did not know that...how?
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1vnyfh wrote
Reply to comment by bee-sting in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Oh I know 😂 what's weird is that I sat eating my soup and scrolling reddit for probably 45 mins with the gas on and didn't smell it. I took a COVID test that morning just in case, but I'm all clear and apparently just stupid, and no sense of smell
ETA it's weird but my family is actually less upset than I am?? Like, I checked those burners every single night for the rest of our trip, but they were all very unfazed for people WHO ALMOST DIED BECAUSE IM A STONED IDIOT!!?
wiedmaier t1_j1vu7p8 wrote
Reply to comment by Mass-Driver in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
Time cards directly effect billing and payroll and on DoD projects can be a big deal. So if someone’s making changes that could actually fuck up your contract. Transposing the wrong letter in a word where the keys touch is a LOT less severe and it’s easy to show there wasn’t intent.