Recent comments in /f/tifu
lvhockeytrish t1_j1w24n2 wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I think it automatically does it.
__WanderLust_ t1_j1w1qlw wrote
The biggest design flaw in humans is that our brains convince us that having an orgasm is preferable to death or serious injury.
Leprai t1_j1w1lcu wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Yeah, I've been smoking for a decade or so, although currently enlisted, so not nearly as much as I used to. Just gotten used to cold meals, so when I do smoke, it's reading and videos. No moving unless absolutely necessary haha.
Opus-the-Penguin t1_j1w1fnu wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in TIFU by making children question their religion by fairiefire
I mean, all the other mods do, right?
speculatrix t1_j1w191s wrote
Reply to comment by Opus-the-Penguin in TIFU by making children question their religion by fairiefire
Maybe Lucifer has a cake day?
MatiPhoenix t1_j1w17fg wrote
Reply to comment by Grazzygreen in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Dude, wtf? This escalated a bit too far.
Fireblade09 OP t1_j1w0lyl wrote
Reply to comment by alice_op in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
The risk of bleeding is also highest in young adult males.
Lmao
Fireblade09 OP t1_j1w0hyi wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalMonke in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I think once you burst it, anything will trigger it
Opus-the-Penguin t1_j1w0ct4 wrote
Why would that be a stumper or a faith-challenger? Obviously as created beings the angels had birthdays, no?
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1w0av9 wrote
Reply to comment by Lined_the_Street in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I'm super lucky I smoked beforehand apparently 😂
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1w07zz wrote
Reply to comment by forrest_fox in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
TIL, thank you!
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1w05h6 wrote
Reply to comment by Leprai in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Lmao long time smoker here and I was so cold and so hungry that it was worth opening a can, dumping it in a pot and waiting a bit
MotoHULK t1_j1w032e wrote
Reply to comment by musketarte in TIFU (update) on becoming an accidental porn star and my wife finding out. by TIFUTAway555
Bro, if his dick was small, she'd be like why are you breathing so loud?
lizziebordensbae OP t1_j1w01mq wrote
Reply to comment by M00psz in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Smart, unfortunately this was a rental, and didn't have one. Luckily we have a glass top (induction? Idk) stove at home so hopefully it's a one off
somedonkus420 t1_j1w00um wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
I have been walked in on by family members before and I'm still alive, you will be ok lol just about everyone does it
M00psz t1_j1vzv72 wrote
We have a gas detector just for this kind of situation. I am probably going to forget too someday.
Medrawt_ErVaru t1_j1vzr68 wrote
Reply to comment by loganalltogether in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
This is criminally undervoted.
alice_op t1_j1vzpi6 wrote
Wow.
I wondered why tonsillectomies aren't recommended for adults. Now I know. Cheers, OP.
and cheers to your swift recovery!
Leprai t1_j1vzovy wrote
Not gonna lie. If it were me, I never would've reheated the soup. That's a lot of work for stoned brain.
musketarte t1_j1vzawp wrote
Reply to comment by MotoHULK in TIFU (update) on becoming an accidental porn star and my wife finding out. by TIFUTAway555
Or she has no self worth/self love and is being heavily manipulated.
realtors-suck t1_j1vz03b wrote
You truly are, the only victim of this story. 🗑️
Jealous_Lychee_3309 t1_j1vywbc wrote
“Never go full regard”
GlobalMonke t1_j1vyv5u wrote
Same thing, but with sex. Sent home with no bleeding the first time, emergency surgery the second time. The second time wasn’t caused by sexy times though.
Topinambourg t1_j1vy383 wrote
Reply to comment by Lined_the_Street in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
It really depends on the type of gas and the amount that leaked. It doesn't blow up that easily
LeftStatistician7989 t1_j1w292v wrote
Reply to TIFU by making children question their religion by fairiefire
If this was your noteworthy tifu in all these years you’re a saint. It seemed an honest enough question to invite him to explore.