Recent comments in /f/tifu
n33bulz t1_j1w6ncf wrote
Celebratory wank!
Oh wait…
annoyedatwork t1_j1w6ks7 wrote
Reply to comment by CinderCats in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Next time he’ll have a weapon.
cyankitten t1_j1w625t wrote
My landlord at the place I lived before this one, honestly he left the stove on at least a couple of times ooh AND one of my flatmate (aka roomies) did this a LOT he just forgot he’d left the gas on. I just got into the habit of for eg before work checking the stove every day and turning it off if it had been left on. With both people I don’t think they’d left it on very long maybe an hour or two - made breakfast using it, I think. Sometimes I’d think OMG what if they leave it on when I’m NOT there 😱 then I’d be like well if they do they do 🤷🏻♀️
Gaias_Minion t1_j1w5thn wrote
Foolish me thought the last line was going to be "but I'm going to try and stop smoking as much since I almost killed my family" or something similar.
Topinambourg t1_j1w5lev wrote
Reply to comment by Mass-Driver in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
That's way worse.
Ambitious-Math-4499 t1_j1w5h4r wrote
I mean, I've done this a couple of times tbh 😅
skeptic_slothtopus t1_j1w4ohi wrote
Reply to TIFU by ignoring my gut instinct. by cherrytwizzler88
Don't be too hard on yourself, OP, so many people have at least one terrible, unequal, traumatizing relationship in their lives. I'm just about to get out of my own, and have already done a lot of the legwork. Learn from your mistakes, and watch out for red flags in the future. You know more now than you did before you met him, so use it to protect yourself.
You did nothing wrong, OP. Abusive people know how to manipulate, or they wouldn't be nearly so good at what they do. If you haven't read Lundy Bancroft's "Why Does He Do That" I would highly suggest it. If you want a copy, DM and I'll get you a link to a free download.
nms_Rozz t1_j1w4ocj wrote
My favourite part is how youre never going to use gas again, but i bet ya use the weed.
bros402 t1_j1w4iws wrote
Reply to tifu by eating something im allergic to by [deleted]
next time your throat swells, call 911 IMMEDIATELY - that was an anaphylactic reaction
Stoney-McBoney t1_j1w47ej wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
When I was 15, I woke up on a Saturday and assumed my parents went on their daily early-morning bike ride. I turned on my computer and jerked the gerkin, as you do. I didnt mute it or wear headphones because of the assumption I was alone. I finish and go downstairs and my mom is cleaning the kitchen. We have never, ever spoken about it.
Topinambourg t1_j1w40e9 wrote
Reply to comment by MistressPhoenix in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Leaving natural gas open doesn't make Carbon Monoxide.
Carbon Monoxide is created by incomplete combustion, usually because of a defective device burning gas. This is absolutely not the case here.
It's useless to share random links if you don't read them nor understand them.
There was a 0% chance of a carbon monoxide intoxication by leaving the stove open (and no flame). As I said there are explosion dangers but it's not that straightforward and depends on the gas type and its concentration. So it depends on the volume of the house, the ventilation, etc
Now badly maintained devices can leak gas while working, and some of this gas can be CO, result of an incomplete combustion and a device malfunction. Once again that's not at all what happened there
cherrybomb6494 t1_j1w3xch wrote
The G and T are quite close on the keyboard, you should be fine
bros402 t1_j1w3x2c wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Use the term "multipoint" when looking at bluetooth headsets/earbuds
tigolex t1_j1w3wgr wrote
Reply to comment by staterho in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Thank you for your service. If more people who were blatantly shoplifting got the shit beat out of them, there would be less shoplifting.
Soflohooker t1_j1w3ktj wrote
Reply to comment by simonf75 in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Chances are is upper management finds out she will have a bump on her head and no job
tigolex t1_j1w3j39 wrote
Reply to comment by GoreDeathKilll in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
lmfao you think their insurance covers a stolen liquor bottle? It does not. More likely, it will come up as a shortage at physical inventory time and depending on the business, a portion of it may indirectly come out of the managers pay.
Insurance for loss due to theft isn't going to kick in until several hundred dollars minimum, likely several thousand.
JJtrys t1_j1w3itk wrote
Reply to comment by musketarte in TIFU (update) on becoming an accidental porn star and my wife finding out. by TIFUTAway555
I really hope not.
hope to see her on the nuclear revenge subreddit soon :)
bros402 t1_j1w3hlu wrote
uhhh
did they check your hemoglobin to see if you need a blood transfusion
MistressPhoenix t1_j1w35ai wrote
Reply to comment by Topinambourg in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
It most certainly can kill you. First hit when searching if natural gas can kill you
Chiloutdude t1_j1w34xk wrote
Username kinda checks out
[deleted] OP t1_j1w2y2e wrote
Reply to comment by Critical-Echo-923 in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_j1w2rre wrote
Reply to comment by Data_lord in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
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TheyCallMeGilly t1_j1w2qkh wrote
Reply to TIFU by ignoring my gut instinct. by cherrytwizzler88
It’s sad that most men claim to be “men” simply because they have a job and a house, but if you don’t have that mental side of stuff figured out, including a giant ego check, you’re a fucking child. Sorry you had to go through this, just know that there’s probably millions of others out there who were sold the same lies by a man who can’t control his own thoughts or desires.
Evangeder t1_j1w2fgr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by not staying quiet. by [deleted]
dm me..
TigzyGee t1_j1w6nql wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
>I was so cold
My recommendation for your next family Christmas vacation, come to a hot country like Australia, that way you won't be cold needing soup, you can munch down on icecream instead 😜