Recent comments in /f/tifu
greadfgrdd t1_j1wc2gd wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I can’t smell shit for a while after I smoke.
Internal-Car8922 OP t1_j1wbsml wrote
Reply to comment by Eyeballwizard_ in TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner. by Internal-Car8922
My doctor has said I'm allowed to eat as many blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, cherries and grapes as I want. But then, I'm pre-diabetic, not diabetic. If I become fully diabetic, that may change, but it looks like as long as I behave, that is not likely to happen. This month was a lesson in consequences that accompany misbehaving.
Thebombuknow t1_j1wbsgw wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
I use Jabra Elite Active 75ts. I also just got a Jabra Elite 4 Active, which is their newest midrange earbud. I know the 75ts have it, not sure about the 4s though.
Frost-Wzrd t1_j1wbmx4 wrote
damn I'm glad I had my tonsils out when I was around 10-11. all I remember is eating soup and icecream for a week
[deleted] t1_j1wb1ik wrote
Reply to comment by nysraved in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
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a-_rose t1_j1wavjs wrote
Wouldn’t the logical thing be to not get stoned rather then eating cold soup? Seriously?!
pokekyo12 t1_j1waqc7 wrote
I can't believe I read this I feel incredibly sick now.
DuckRubberDuck t1_j1wampd wrote
Reply to comment by DirtyCreative in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Mine doesn’t turn of the gas if there’s no flame. But it’s also impossible to extinguish the flame without turning off the gas on mine.
Scarecrow314159 t1_j1wajwe wrote
Because of how I was raised, few things scare me more than gas appliances. This sort of horror story was a regular bedtime story for me (okay not literally but I was warned VERY frequently against the dangers of gas to the point that I refuse to use gas things unless it is outdoors or my girlfriend is nearby. I also hold a lighter up to them because I don't trust the spark thingies to do their job and I'm scared if the gas is open too long it can explode and kill everyone... my girlfriend grew up around more reasonable parents and she uses gas appliances way more often than I ever did btw).
I'm glad you're all okay and I relate to your new fear!
RetroReactiveRuckus t1_j1wa3xw wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
That sounds like Dan. That damn Dan.
Ixneigh t1_j1wa3wq wrote
Maybe not touch stones again?
WhatANiceCerealBox11 t1_j1w9vu6 wrote
Reply to comment by forrest_fox in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Same thing happened to me except it was my dog. Wife and I sat in the kitchen probably for at least 30 mins trying to figure out why my dog was freaking out before we realized our toddler had turned the handle on the burner stove without igniting so it was just spewing out gas
nysraved t1_j1w9o0o wrote
Reply to comment by TigzyGee in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I know Australia is probably a great place but I have an irrational fear that if I visited, I would be eaten by a gigantic spider/snake or dropkicked by a kangaroo.
I’ll take my chances with a gas stove
mattmelb69 t1_j1w96u2 wrote
Reply to comment by FLTDI in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
Doesn’t always work. And the recall message makes people look more carefully at the email than they otherwise would
[deleted] OP t1_j1w96nv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
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ThatOneGuy308 t1_j1w94z7 wrote
I've only ever had electric stoves, so at least I don't have to worry about anything besides the fire danger, lol
CinderCats t1_j1w8o5i wrote
Reply to comment by annoyedatwork in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Opportunists prefer to avoid confrontation. They don't tend to go armed.
decolored t1_j1w8mp9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
At least he’ll be wary to steal, now that he knows women will even try and fuck him up too lmao
decolored t1_j1w8ifb wrote
Reply to comment by staterho in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
You got sick of being taken advantage of
Appropriate-Term-649 t1_j1w7zse wrote
Can't believe OP prefers to est cold soup instead of heating the food before smoking or stop smoking weed, your life, your choices, just be safe
DirtyCreative t1_j1w7zny wrote
Just to clarify: you ACTUALLY reheated your soup, you didn't just imagine that you did? And then you somehow extinguished the flame, but left the gas on? How did you manage that?
All the gas stoves that I have ever seen had little sensors that automatically turn the gas off (or don't even turn it on) if there is no flame.
hlacalc t1_j1w7pr3 wrote
Get a wolf, they relight themselves if they detect gas flow. It’s pretty amazing.
surgicalhoopstrike t1_j1w79b8 wrote
Wow, man! Might wanna keep your hands off ya junk for a few days.
Grazzygreen t1_j1w6u9e wrote
Reply to comment by MatiPhoenix in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Right amount of escalation if you asked me
Avaric1994 t1_j1wcdtb wrote
Reply to TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
So glad I got mine out when I was 8. Was out of hospital the day after surgery and basically back to full health within a few days.