That is going to be my full time signature on my work email now. Thanks.

For being a very safe drug, overdosing on weed is no joke for how uncomfortable it can be. I remember reading about a tribe somewhere, where they used forced overdosing on weed as a punishment for crime. Very few people who received that punishment committed crimes again.

Oh cool. If you don't mind me asking, how do you get around the random tests? I've never tried cause I'm too scared.

Actually a good TIFU for a change...

Take your identification to the post office, with the phone that can show you ordered and paid for it. Its probably against the rules, but maybe the clerk will have pity on you. If not, you're at Amazon's mercy.

Shit. I can't fathom how she ended up living with her parents and not you. I would think if she gets a diagnose you would be in a good position legally, even the breakdown should weigh in.

Stay strong, my advice for the girl remains the same.

This exact thing happened with me and friends also at a rented cottage. We survived because the slide doors were open for the breeze, but almost died when i was getting ready to spark my morning smoke before i sniffed and was like "whats that smell? Ohhh drunk people didnt turn the stove off" lmfaooo

I got mine out at 18 and went to see Star Wars the day I got out. High as a kite, I vaguely remember spitting up blood in the cinema bathroom beforehand, and not telling anyone because I didn't want to miss the movie. I remember it being a lot but nothing like this. Yikes.

Who hasn't done this lmao? There's a reason nobody signs emails anymore. I just kinda say what I need to say and hit send, fuck the formality.

Yes, indeed. Around six years now.

Fortunately it was a one-time event. I'm not doing this again.

One of my buddies at work had Outlook suggest this typo to him, so... Yeah definitely don't sweat it

Oh cool, Im just an asshole. Probably not the healthiest habit to get upset then eat so many gummies you pass out. Might have some underlying addiction issues that you should address.

I hope so too.

Yeah that's horrible but I guess better than taking an ax and giving them 40 whacks

Or not a native English speaker.

(it's marihuana in Dutch)

Kind of a dangerous psychic. "I predict one day I'll almost kill my whole family but uh... I'll just put that on the back shelf."

Well, you now have a medical opinion. I hope he’s right.

You don't want Daddy Bezos to know your info. What are you worried about? Everyone knows your address. You didn't fuck over Bezos, you just fucked yourself over slow clap

Except you could get charged with assault and the company sued for the guy's injuries. I have no idea if he would win and it isn't really fair, but it's still too much risk. Your well-being isn't worth trading for a bottle of booze - not even your own bottle. The cost of litigation isn't worth it to your company. Irresponsible move.

Marijuana. God damn you’re fried.

nice try. no one is visiting that jungle.

I have counselling for other issues, and I've discussed this matter there too. At this point it seems like the only way to resolve the issue is to talk it over with the person who is inadvertently hurting me (who I am also inadvertently hurting). But to discuss this over Christmas and New Year's is really not the right time. We've agreed to postpone talking until the new year. Coming to this agreement helps, and it brings me relief that there won't be additional pain for a while.

Maybe, I’m going to check tomorrow to see if I can pick it up. But I don’t know how that’ll turn out

Finally someone reasonable in the comments lmao.