Recent comments in /f/tifu
Lined_the_Street t1_j1wuwn0 wrote
Reply to comment by Topinambourg in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
It does depend on the gas
But leaving a stove top leaking gasses for hours in a poorly ventilated house (at least in America) is a major danger. Personally have seen this go wrong twice and almost a third time, its rare but still a serious concern
BigoofingSad t1_j1wuwiu wrote
I had mine taken out when I was 8, being the dumbass kid that I was, I damn near bled to death. For a single potato chip.
These things happen lol.
mester006 t1_j1wuulg wrote
Reply to comment by superdovaa in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
I don't know man, she always tell me that she loves me and I am stupid for not believe it
PanTran420 t1_j1wut5a wrote
Reply to comment by nysraved in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
What you really have to watch out for are the Drop Bears
RabidJoint t1_j1wuqrr wrote
Bro, you can’t get angry if they don’t spend time. Sometimes being apart is healthier for a relationship than being together. Anger never achieves anything in a relationship. If you care about this person, I’d apologize, if you don’t care, move on and find someone that wants to be around you.
morningphyre t1_j1wupk6 wrote
LOL dude, you mean "ex-girlfriend". You broke up with her when you told her to fuck herself.
mickdeb t1_j1wuo1j wrote
Lol
Leprai t1_j1wumq9 wrote
Reply to comment by waynesunderworld in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Heck yeah. Mind if I send you a message? I've got a link to an article for you.
superdovaa t1_j1wum8y wrote
Honesty man, just move on and focus on building yourself up. If someone really wants to be with you, you won’t have to constantly work for it like this.
CS-KOJI t1_j1wum3h wrote
Reply to comment by Gaviel in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
That’s awful, what a shitty thing to happen. I had no idea how dangerous it could be, I’ll definitely keep this in mind if I ever find myself needing surgery.
Lined_the_Street t1_j1wulj4 wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
This! As a fell smoker of the reef, this is one those fails moments
Edit: Jeez apperently people on this sub hate that Mary Jane is a legal recreational substance now. If being stoned is SOOO bad, guess being drunk must be satanic
waynesunderworld t1_j1wugql wrote
Reply to comment by Leprai in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Okay makes alot of sense. I've only ever accidentally indulged due to THC vapes in bars but this seems like a simple way to just get back into it lightly. Thanks for the info! I've just finished year 11 this month.
PM-me-fancy-beer t1_j1wug8p wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Wut? I really wanna know where you got this impression. Those border security shows are one of my mate's special interests, and never have we ever gotten the idea that neurodiversity is an exilable offence. I'm now imagining customs agents giving Reading the Mind in the Eyes tests
Leprai t1_j1wuevv wrote
Reply to comment by KELVALL in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
You may think so, but it's tried and true for the tests, at least in the service. There's definitely articles about this as well. There's one article in particular I used for research, but I can't post links I'm pretty sure.
principalskinrash t1_j1wuca2 wrote
I had the same throat haemorrhaging post-tonsillectomy cuz I bent over to pick something up off the floor and the increased blood pressure to my head made the surgery wounds burst open :(
Shersh11 t1_j1wu592 wrote
Tiff
ThatOneGuy308 t1_j1wu0pt wrote
Reply to comment by __WanderLust_ in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
From an evolutionary standpoint, your death is worth it if you manage to reproduce, so here we are.
Gaviel t1_j1wtwe2 wrote
Reply to comment by CS-KOJI in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Yeah it's completely gone. Definitely do not recommend giving yourself "self love" after any surgeries because of it.
KELVALL t1_j1wttng wrote
Reply to comment by Leprai in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
BS.
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CS-KOJI t1_j1wtiib wrote
Reply to comment by Gaviel in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Have you permanently lost vision in that eye ?
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bowlbettertalk t1_j1wt73s wrote
Reply to comment by lancerisdead in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Thanks, TIL!
Leprai t1_j1wssxh wrote
Reply to comment by waynesunderworld in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
It's super simple, actually. I limit myself based on known time frames for those tests. Not to mention, I don't smoke nearly as much as I used so, so my system is clean way faster than a habitual user. For example, I'm on leave currently. I smoked for a couple of days, but in this instance, I haven't smoked since September ish. So my system will be clean in under two weeks, if not less. (Just FYI, it's based on amount and potency as well, but the most important factor is how often you do it.) I've also made friends with the UPLs, and they let me know a bit ahead of time, too.
waynesunderworld t1_j1wuy5w wrote
Reply to comment by Leprai in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Yep I don't mind.