Recent comments in /f/tifu
mrvin08 t1_j1wwyt8 wrote
Reply to comment by mester006 in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
I hate to say this, but issue lies with you now. I understand you love her, but you need to be able to love yourself before healthily being able to commit to another person. You dont deserve to be hurt, but you wont take yourself away from what is hurting you. Give her an ultimatum and stick to it. If she changes, she truly cares about you. If she doesnt, shes not worth your time, effort, or respect.
IntrospectOnIt t1_j1wwupi wrote
You're single now, dude. She's not your girlfriend anymore. So I guess you fucked yourself instead.
Topinambourg t1_j1wws21 wrote
Reply to comment by Lined_the_Street in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Yes of course it's dangerous, I was mostly reacting to OP thinking everyone would have died of the sister has slept in ;)
Obviously if you smell gas, do not use any electronic devices, phone chargers, switching the light, obviously no lighter or cigarettes, open the windows and cut the gas.
[deleted] OP t1_j1wwr6v wrote
Reply to comment by Lunaxel in tifu by eating something im allergic to by [deleted]
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xSilverMC t1_j1wwq38 wrote
Reply to comment by DoobZilla in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Well not from your throat, anyways
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zzxzzxzxcqwesa t1_j1wwjho wrote
Reply to comment by mester006 in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
Are you paying her for her time? If not then go fuck yourself. You are living your own life and she is living hers. You aren't entitled to her responding, especially over 20 minutes, my drive to work is longer than that dude. You need to be able to exist as your own person
jigglinpuffs232 t1_j1wwi7t wrote
Reply to comment by mester006 in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
Or maybe you’re too needy and she just wants some time to chill on her phone without being at her demanding boyfriends beck and call.
You sound very young and not a pleasant partner. I hope you learn from this.
HotCaregiver3729 t1_j1wwbf3 wrote
Damn, I'm old... the late-80s were pre-teen years for me and they don't seem all that long ago.
mester006 t1_j1wwb00 wrote
Reply to comment by mrvin08 in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
I need, but I cannot break up
mrvin08 t1_j1ww93f wrote
If she cant make time for you, break up. You should not be stressing yourself out over someone who does not respect your feelings. That said, you overreacted. Be stoic my friend.
hedgehodg t1_j1ww3pp wrote
Reply to comment by FLTDI in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
That's actually brilliant, gonna have to start doing this myself!
mester006 t1_j1ww1ks wrote
Reply to comment by ConfusedJuicebox in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
She has her alone time, every single day
[deleted] OP t1_j1ww1gz wrote
Reply to comment by mester006 in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
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roodibit t1_j1ww162 wrote
Reply to comment by morningphyre in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
This is what I was planning on saying.
ConfusedJuicebox t1_j1wvx10 wrote
just because someone isn’t doing something, doesn’t mean they want to talk to you. everyone needs their alone time.
Super_C_Complex t1_j1wvmvl wrote
Got mine out at 31.
Was out of my desk job for a week. Went back under general anesthesia to fix a bleed and out for another week.
When they say to look for grape jelly in the back of your throat. I saw exactly that.
Woke up with it and had dried blood everywhere.
I didn't have fun breaking my cauterizations open. I just suffered.
I'm glad you got your nut on though
mester006 t1_j1wvmlh wrote
Reply to comment by Gm1504 in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
I admit, she has other things to do. Everyone has
But bro, at Christmas Eve 10PM, she's on her phone, there is nothing to do
Gm1504 t1_j1wvfuh wrote
Dude you gotta chill, if it's over then you will learn for the future and if it's not over you will learn to remain calm as she is also a human that likes to do other stuff not only exists to be around you.
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Lunaxel t1_j1wv6zt wrote
Reply to tifu by eating something im allergic to by [deleted]
Same thing happened to me. I don't know what nut I'm allergic to but I am allergic to one. And turns out I'm also allergic to feathers. Both reactions happened at work.
mester006 t1_j1wv55q wrote
Reply to comment by morningphyre in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
I was thinking about that. She always tell that she is never angry with anyone
blitzfreak_69 t1_j1wv2fd wrote
Reply to comment by Fireblade09 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Holy shit dude, I had a tonsillectomy last summer, the worst 20 days of my life. Had to be on painkiller shots twice a day for 10 days, and could eat only vanilla pudding, ice cream and soups. How the hell did you manage to be in the mood to do the deed? Hats off.
mester006 t1_j1wuz7k wrote
Reply to comment by RabidJoint in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
>Being apart is healthier....
Yes, but this much is way way way to much.
I spend more time fapping than with her, due to her.
sadgirlintheworld t1_j1wx1lw wrote
Reply to comment by staterho in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
It’s gotta be against policy to slam Someone’s head into a pillar. This is sick- shoplifting is one thing- but you went for assault- this could have ended way worse. I suggest you talk to someone about your frustrations and anger at work. Even stinky homeless alcoholics (which is what I Imagined this person was) don’t deserve this kind of aggression. What the f?