At least you didn't use Warm Regards.

Well done on describing it. It was a perfect example of when I can't handle blood without going feint and nauseous. Couldn't finish reading it, lol.

I think you're using the word dissociation a bit lightly here. You were just daydreaming, zoning out.

Whereas dissociation is a symptom of a mental illness that interferes with ability to function on a regular basis.

All you had to do in that situation was say, "Please forgive me I was zoning out, what are we talking about?"

so, you are implying it is the fact that it was a Gas stove, that made you almost kill your whole family, rather than getting high?

See THAT to me is the real problem. Ya are not thinking clearly...

God damn, an epic fuck up for sure. Thank your for sharing and get feeling better, my dude.

Yeah I took a benadryl and I was so out of it the rest of my shift.

Paint spray these guys. Nontoxic latex paint, hard to get off, it will eventually peel off skin on its own, hair not so much.

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My drunk dad once cleaned our gas stove and passed out with the gas full throttle and unlit. I woke up, in my upstairs bedroom (1800 sq foot house) and went downstairs and turned it off. We had a wood stove, actively burning less than 30 feet away. I probably shouldn’t be here lol. This is def a fuckup

That’s rough buddy.

Eh, I wouldn't have done it but he had the option of not hitting her in the head with the bottle too, kinda falls under fuck around and find out imo.

Why did you even make an account to begin with if you didn't think you would use it?

SAYS YOU!

I'm sure they did, a blood panel pretty much standard procedure for any hospital admission in my experience.

I love how Satan allways uses his common sense magic to trick believers into questioning their own religion.

Reminds of how God killed all of Jacobs animals, friends and family just to prove a point to Satan that people are so dumb and blind to his actions that they would still believe in him even when takes everything away from them.

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>I was playing Bread and Fred with my girlfriend

Is that a euphemism?

*by accident

I think this post nailed down the causality on that one

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I wonder why...

You should watch a movie called Manchester by the Sea

The Feather one was funny. I used to work as a front desk receptionist. And a customer complained about being allergic to the pillows. Then brings the pillows down. And I didn't know I was allergic and I took them. Minutes later I have a hard time breathing and I got a rash going on. Customer's wife passes by and I told her. Turns out I'm also allergic to pillows.

True. I guess I said that bc it's relatively close to home, but you're right