Recent comments in /f/tifu
TraqJoker t1_j1x5l44 wrote
Reply to comment by nysraved in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Just come to New Zealand instead of aus. We have no creatures that are deadly and you also wouldn't have to put up with Australians, so it's a win win really 😂
bros402 t1_j1x59db wrote
Reply to comment by VexingRaven in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Always good to ask
aqlu t1_j1x537l wrote
If she's out there surviving, then you taught her well. She'll come back in if her skills aren't cutting it against the elements. You're not responsible for shitty household situations.
Thebombuknow t1_j1x4z61 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Rhibo in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
The idea of anything sexual has always just been weird to me. It's hard to explain, but it's just how I've always felt, it doesn't sound appealing. I guess, in a way even thinking about it is curiousity though, so you are right about that.
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Talvert182 t1_j1x4v03 wrote
Reply to comment by Topinambourg in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
You don’t need CO to die from asphyxiation. You just need enough of a gas to displace the oxygen. It’s the same reason people die from inhaling nitrous oxide. Carbon Monoxide is just especially good at it and used to be a lot more common.
rhymes_with_snoop t1_j1x4or4 wrote
If your faith is so flimsy that such an innocuous question would make it fall apart, your faith isn't worth believing.
(Which is not to say their JW aunt wouldn't have a reasonable answer that would satisfy them, but simply to say I wouldn't worry overmuch about it)
Bozigg t1_j1x4mgh wrote
Reply to comment by Abdlomax in TIFU by thinking I could weather a bad trip by myself by WinterWoede
Can confirm some asshole gave me a grams worth of a dab for my first dab, and I blacked out while standing up. Hit my head on the concrete. Luckily my ex's dad was a paramedic, and took care of me all night to make sure I wasn't going to die. When I was coherent enough, he ripped me a new one, and told me that if I ever have something like that again, go to the hospital because it might seem minor when in fact it could very well kill me.
Slapshot_Werewolf t1_j1x4m69 wrote
Sigh. Well, everything worked out well for you in the end I guess.
Step_False t1_j1x4ikl wrote
Not a FU. You changed these kids lives and maybe saved them in a case of an emergency. Pray for her and maybe add a search and rescue course for future classes.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j1x4f8c wrote
Reply to comment by Thebombuknow in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Can you control which one takes priority? I have this problem with my Bluetooth earbuds in my car, even if I want my Bluetooth to be on my earbuds, it always goes to my car. And I need my car audio system on to pick up GPS through the speakers. I hate that my car picks up my earbuds and makes those priority over the GPS system. I hate it.
Talvert182 t1_j1x44y0 wrote
Reply to comment by Reinventing_Wheels in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Had to Google this, cause I thought that was the weirdest euphemism for sex, and I was curious how it came to be. Turns out, it’s a co-op platformer.
supaboss2015 t1_j1x3jn8 wrote
Reply to comment by R3DLOTU5 in TIFU by missing out on the girl that could’ve been the one by kitfoxx
Yea she definitely won’t be friends now that she’s married. They don’t even talk anymore
[deleted] OP t1_j1x3jbn wrote
Reply to comment by tha_salami_lid in tifu by eating something im allergic to by [deleted]
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lemon-rind t1_j1x3eeh wrote
That sucks. I’ve been there, kinda. It was 30 years ago. My best advice is to give up hope and move on. You are young and have your whole life to live.
MonstahButtonz t1_j1x3a2r wrote
Reply to comment by R3DLOTU5 in TIFU by missing out on the girl that could’ve been the one by kitfoxx
I don't know. That wound definitely make being engaged a tough thing and cause discomfort for at least 1 of the 3 people in that situation in my opinion. Likely more.
Honestly, if it's taken that long, OP may think she would've been the perfect girl, just because she's the onky one who matched the things he's currently decided he wants in life.
But ultimately, the likelihood of another person coming along who also matches OPs preferences (and potentially even more than "Taylor" does, is pretty high.
OP just needs to play the dating field more than the hooking up field, and I think he'll quickly find that once he knows what he wants, and is comfortable expressing that to others, that finding the right person becomes easy once you know what your criteria are, and voice it during dates. In an appropriate manner of course. Don't be weird and cringe, lol.
easyjet t1_j1x379k wrote
I know you're realising you fucked up, but you really fucked up. You came very close to killing yourself and your family. I hope it weighs heavy. You should start seriously considering changing your lifestyle. If you were in my family and you did that, and my kids were in the house, you are never coming back until you are years sober.
I've lost 3 friends to weed. I know that sounds stupid, but they were all long term smokers, 2 developed some kind of psychosis and killed themselves (within a week of each other) and the 3rd drove into a tree, without a seatbelt and died a few weeks later. It's no coincidence they were all heavy smokers in their mid 40s with 25 years of daily use behind them.
I don't gaf who laughs at me for saying it but long term weed habit can cause real harm. You find me a long term weed smoker with normal brain function and tell me it's perfectly fine...
ConfidentMetal3678 t1_j1x2zzl wrote
Reply to comment by Gaias_Minion in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
It's sad to see debilitating addiction celebrated. OP is a drug addict, and their addiction almost killed someone other than their self. Sad to see.
tha_salami_lid t1_j1x2v8f wrote
Reply to tifu by eating something im allergic to by [deleted]
If you’re allergic to cashews, also watch out for pistachios! I’m allergic to both, and they’re the only nuts that trigger my allergy. I learned of the cashew one when I was like 5, but had no idea of the pistachio until a lot later. I know someone else with the cashew/pistachio allergy. I’ve had my allergy doc say they’re not quite sure why it’s just those two nuts.
Something else I’ve learned: some pestos will have cashews subbed in for the pine nuts so watch out for that too!
Usually Benadryl stops the reaction if I get some in me fast enough. Def get an epipen script from your doctor if you’re able to, and carry it everywhere. As soon as you feel your airway constricting, let that thing swang.
Mass-Driver t1_j1x2uiv wrote
Reply to comment by ClamPaste in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
Or best regards....
R3DLOTU5 t1_j1x2our wrote
Why not tell her how you feel and at least hope you can remain friends if not reciprocated?
AshCali94 t1_j1x2lc5 wrote
I unfortunately had a similar experience with my tonsillectomy. I didn't do the self pleasuring you did, all I did was accidentally snore while sleeping and it opened a flood of blood on day 2. Ice water slowed the bleeding, the office used nitrate (I think) so cauterize where they thought it was from. Later that night it randomly opened again but this time I couldn't get it to stop. I was basically coughing on my own blood, and nearly fainted while I was wheeled into surgery. They pumped my stomach because I swallowed so much blood. Luckily the second surgery went well and while I did have minor bleed days later, nothing to that extent.
I'm glad I did it, but almost dying really makes you think having strep 5 times a winter might be a little better lol
P.s., I'm also an adult. Had this done at 26. It was a horrible, traumatic experience.
Derpy_Dora t1_j1x2g0u wrote
Reply to comment by PinkbunnymanEU in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
I set my Outlook up like this after I accidentally caused a data breach. It's saved me multiple times.
Also I've made this specific typo by accident so many times, but thankfully always spotted it! I've switched to "best wishes" now. Much safer.
superdovaa t1_j1x25s7 wrote
Reply to comment by mester006 in TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself by [deleted]
I know it sucks to hear and to go through heartbreak but you should never feel like you’re constantly chasing for communication. It should feel easy. Best of luck to you friend
Thebombuknow t1_j1x5vdl wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
I'm not entirely sure what you're describing. Your phone is pairing to the car and your earbuds, and the earbuds take priority?