Recent comments in /f/tifu
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AJ7861 t1_j1x9og6 wrote
Holy fuck that was a wild ride.
Even though you obviously lived, towards the end I was like fuck he ain't gonna make it.
SSNs4evr t1_j1x9l79 wrote
You didn't FU, you did a great service to the youth of your church. If a person chooses to cheat on their taxes, is it because a teacher taught them math? Or another teacher taught them to read? No! One of those kids could save a life someday, and that could be because of what you taught them.
Goukerng t1_j1x9kj8 wrote
Reply to comment by blitzfreak_69 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Try a tonsillectomy, adenectomy, and (idk the term for it) half of your uvala taken out at once... That was hell on earth
SmileyWillmiester t1_j1x910t wrote
It's amazing how we communicate sometimes.... Or don't. In the end, if you really think it would matter, say something. But it sounds like that moment passed when she tested you without your knowledge and was mad when you were honest about seeing someone else at the time. To me that sounds like you communicated properly and it wasn't what she expected to hear
My favorite quote for things like this:
It's never the wrong time for the right person
To me, it sounds like it was just the experience to show you what you wanted and set you up for the next chapter. I wish you the best of luck on your journey :)
vesperpepper t1_j1x8t37 wrote
Reply to comment by Oms19 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
two nuts!
sandycassandy t1_j1x8rl1 wrote
Reply to comment by SupaNarwhals in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Sure.
SupaNarwhals t1_j1x8o8d wrote
Reply to comment by sandycassandy in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I think you may be the exception, lol.
DuskyDay t1_j1x8m50 wrote
The problem is that you got stoned, not that you used gas.
You don't have gas at home, but this shows that while stoned, your ability to notice life-of-your-family-endangering situations is impaired. So the next time, you might endanger them by something else.
thefuzzyone85 t1_j1x8jn4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Had a manager years ago at the store I worked at almost lose their leg. They got scratched by a shoplifter and ended up with some kind flesh eating bacteria infection. It's really not worth it chasing those dudes
SakuOtaku t1_j1x8a78 wrote
Reply to comment by forrest_fox in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
>(important, you shouldn't ring a bell in such situation because it could start an explosion).
Glad I know this now!
lapidaryleporidae t1_j1x86tb wrote
Literally, this is the opposite of your fault.
Princessroya t1_j1x82u6 wrote
Ummmmm you did not FU.
mrzurkonandfriends t1_j1x7ljs wrote
Reply to comment by braillegrenade in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Well clearly you didn't read the post and nut too hard man pay attention
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S2Charlie t1_j1x7aic wrote
The gas probably wouldn't have killed anybody... unless someone lit up a cigarette. Gas leaks that cause CO are from the gas only partially burning, not leaking unlit.
[deleted] t1_j1x73eh wrote
You should’ve gotten McDonald’s or some fast food like a normal pot smoker
Ill_Concern5779 t1_j1x6wf9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
It happens it’s natural, I live with my parent in a home we pay for together because in this economy we can afford half a million dollar home . Rather than shitty living apart. So I sound proof my living quarters have toys that don’t vibrate and when I’m entertaining I’ve just learn to be quiet and respectful. So yeah it’s ok. Embarrassing but ok and normal.
braillegrenade t1_j1x6hup wrote
Reply to comment by mrzurkonandfriends in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
IM DEAD
turingthecat t1_j1x6b60 wrote
I’m far far more worried that her parents reacted to her self harming by getting so angry that she didn’t feel safe staying at home.
I mean my parents reacted badly, my mum told me I was already ugly and I shouldn’t make it worse, they ignored my debilitating depression (they still do, 20 years later, but I’m an adult, I can protect myself), but they never made me feel so fearful that I left my home, to wild camp, in the middle of winter.
Even if you aren’t a mandated reporter, I think this needs reporting to your local child protection agency
FriendlyIngenuit t1_j1x6917 wrote
Reply to comment by forrest_fox in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I never would've reheated the soup
sandycassandy t1_j1x67tx wrote
Reply to comment by easyjet in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Hi hi hi working on my master’s degree and on the dean’s list. I also work 3 jobs and have a functional life. I smoke a lot of pot and have for more than a decade. I’m sorry about your friends but they are exceptions not the rule.
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pdirth t1_j1x5way wrote
She could be out there without skills, or out there with skills....which would you prefer? ... You did nothing wrong. You gave someone skills that may help them survive whatever they're going through in a situation THEY put themselves in.
[deleted] t1_j1xa12i wrote
Reply to TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
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