Recent comments in /f/tifu
thetimsterr t1_j1xdsai wrote
Reply to comment by Scarecrow314159 in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
You would need a LOT of gas to cause the explosion you're fearing. I've literally left the gas open on my stove for 30-40 seconds trying to light it (my stove had a faulty lighter for awhile) and the most you'd get is a tiny fireball around the burner. Sounds scary when I say fireball, but I'm honestly talking about something that is no bigger than a standard cooking pot. It's not going to blow up the apartment.
ipodintheocean t1_j1xdkhp wrote
Would you do it again? Was not having tonsil stones worth it ??
Staffordmeister t1_j1xdj2s wrote
It is not a sin my child.
Fireblade09 OP t1_j1xdguw wrote
Reply to comment by OGkateebee in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
It’s pretty rare and now you know what to avoid!
syiolon OP t1_j1xd73y wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by sending a candid to who I was candid by syiolon
just this person sit huddled on the ground with pajamas like a little hamster thats all
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j1xd6y3 wrote
We always think we have more time and that things will change until we run out of time and realize things won’t change
BellaxPalus t1_j1xd6ir wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Pornhub.com automatically pauses the video is the headphones get disconnected. Never worry again.
User-NetOfInter t1_j1xd591 wrote
Reply to comment by Hugues-Guy in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Bloody fantastic read
angellou13 t1_j1xd0qb wrote
Uuuummmm, yea so not a fuck up.
See, sooner or later the kid was probably gonna run away from home anyways. You just gave her a better chance at surviving.
SSNs4evr t1_j1xczl4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
You taught the kids something good. You can't control what they do with that knowledge. Hopefully she won't do anything to cause harm to herself. Even with having survival skills, surviving in nature sucks, especially in winter. I certainly wouldn't want to be cold and alone, even with being able to safely get through it.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j1xct86 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending a candid to who I was candid by syiolon
> there isnt this person’s face of part of body inside this picture
So...what’s in the picture if not a face or body part? Their essence?
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j1xcfj0 wrote
In your defense, most things shrink when it is cold...
OGkateebee t1_j1xbpyp wrote
Jesus Christ. My TIFU was reading this thread two months before I’m scheduled to get my tonsils out at 38. Omg. I’m terrified now.
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SnakesmackOG t1_j1xb5a9 wrote
Reply to comment by Scarecrow314159 in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Agreed! I'm always worried about causing an explosion or leaving the gas on and killing everyone so I only get electric appliances. Is it an overreaction? Definitely, but whatever lol
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1xb2ug wrote
If the girl ran away, her parents need to checked up on.
Maya_Rose221 t1_j1xb251 wrote
Reply to TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Thank god I live in Australia 😂
[deleted] t1_j1xatbr wrote
Reply to comment by SSNs4evr in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
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Fleetdancer t1_j1xalnl wrote
You will only have fucked up if you fail to call CPS. A child should not be so afriad of their parents that they run away to sleep outside in the middle of winter. If you care about this kid you need to call the authorities.
Reinventing_Wheels t1_j1xaiha wrote
Reply to comment by Talvert182 in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
It wasn't a euphemism before, but it will be soon.
TeebsTibo t1_j1xaclv wrote
Not an FU, you did the right thing. Know that
Unknown_Pleasures_JD t1_j1xabk1 wrote
Reply to comment by paigezero in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
That's what you took away from this??
HezzeroftheWezzer t1_j1xa7kr wrote
>They informed me that Jehovah's Witnesses are not allowed to celebrate anything (not birthdays, and certainly not Halloween) in order to not be seen as seeing themselves as higher than God.
This is not why. Any holidays or celebrations not celebrated are because of origins that are in direct conflict with Bible teachings.
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>Candy was great and what's wrong with that?
No. There is nothing wrong with candy.
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>They went on to say that Halloween is Satan's birthday, so it's very bad to celebrate it,
No. Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe that Halloween is Satan's birthday. (How would anyone know such a thing? Puh-lease!) Halloween has its roots in the festival of Samhain which is a pagan religious celebration - in complete conflict with Bible-based teachings.
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>I asked "Satan has a birthday? And he was a fallen angel, right? So do all the angels have birthdays?"
Yes, actually .... as you said. God talks about how his first-born of creation, Jesus, helped him create everything else thereafter ... including the millions (myriads upon myriads) mentioned in the Bible. So it stands to reason that they all must have had a "day of birth".
Regardless, it has nothing to do with why Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate birthdays or holidays. When a person looks into the origins of all of the secular holidays and sees how they have been adulterated by incorporating from other religions that were opposed and abhorred by God and Jesus, one does not feel bad or left out ... only relieved that they are not participating.
Origins matter. A delicious, shiny piece of candy loses its luster once you know that someone procured it from the gutter. Someone people would say "Oh, it still has its wrapper on it. It's safe to eat." And they do. I am not one of those people; I throw it away.
respectfulpanda t1_j1xa3ji wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by telling girlfriend I don't like her family by [deleted]
Then they are in the wrong relationship. It's clear that the family is important to her.
Singer-Such t1_j1xduyn wrote
Reply to comment by syiolon in TIFU by sending a candid to who I was candid by syiolon
Aw. I don't think you did anything wrong by taking a picture of them, in a public place, where they didn't expect privacy.