Recent comments in /f/tifu
Mop_Duck t1_j1xhyoq wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
if the plate works without anything on it its not induction
jaxsotsllamallama t1_j1xhw6p wrote
Reply to comment by VoxR4710 in TIFU by missing out on the girl that could’ve been the one by kitfoxx
I’m hoping the same thing. I feel invested now.
malraux78 t1_j1xh9h1 wrote
Reply to comment by RunninOnMT in TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces by ThePartyWagon
Especially for the shower where you'll likely be right next to the glass when it breaks and pretty much have no protective gear or clothes on.
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1xh2ie wrote
You need to move on and forget about this.
It meant a lot to you then, it’s all in your head now and you’re making yourself miserable dwelling on it.
itsmenobody t1_j1xglmy wrote
Reply to comment by __WanderLust_ in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Design flaw in men*
F0X_ t1_j1xgbd9 wrote
You sound like a douche.
easyjet t1_j1xgaty wrote
Reply to comment by sandycassandy in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
They were also 25-30 year smokers
Fireblade09 OP t1_j1xfiaw wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Yes thank you. My mom has been handling my daily pills so I haven’t read the label
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1xffiv wrote
*Norco. It's vicodin, but with less acetaminophen.
justl00kingthrowaway t1_j1xfe5b wrote
This is so not a TIFU. A science teacher shows students how to make chemical compounds does that mean the teacher should feel guilty when the student poisons someone. No and neither should you. You taught with the best of intent and not show this kid on how to go on the run.
EndlessLadyDelerium t1_j1xfd4v wrote
Reply to comment by paigezero in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
That bugged me too. It's not a staycation if you leave to go elsewhere. The literal meaning of staycation is to stay put!
scotjames12 t1_j1xf5uc wrote
People still say "choking the chicken" apparently.
[deleted] t1_j1xf1qv wrote
Reply to comment by ipodintheocean in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
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VoxR4710 t1_j1xf0ld wrote
The one that got away huh. Savage. Posting mostly so I get notified when you update us. You WILL update us tomorrow. Right?
cyanidelemonade t1_j1xex0z wrote
Reply to comment by paigezero in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I think they meant that they went somewhere but then just stayed inside the whole time. I guess there's not really a word for that tho lol
Curious_Recording_99 t1_j1xewia wrote
You nasty.
SuperWaluigiWorld t1_j1xeimq wrote
He will never forget this. That’s not necessarily a bad thing but this one will stick forever. I think all of the people like this are there in your head forever, thinking about it now and then. Always gonna be that “what would it be like if that worked out?” thought from time to time. Just one of those things that pops up in our minds when we’re sitting around with nothing to do.
syiolon OP t1_j1xe8sk wrote
Reply to comment by Singer-Such in TIFU by sending a candid to who I was candid by syiolon
it makes me look like a stalker
froggieslc t1_j1xe596 wrote
Reply to comment by blitzfreak_69 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I had my tonsils and adenoids taken out about 4 years ago. I made the genius idea to have my ENT fix my deviated septum at the same time. Worst decision ever. That that literal hell for two weeks. Looking back I’m glad I had it done. But holy hell that was rough. And yeah, how you even felt good enough to try that in the shower is amazing.
cadotmolin t1_j1xe2jj wrote
It probably would of been better not to even make a follow-up post bro...
Electrical_thunder t1_j1xe1ni wrote
Reply to comment by WhatANiceCerealBox11 in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
well now i know i need to warn people about this thanks
cadotmolin t1_j1xdyhv wrote
Reply to comment by shadesofwolves in TIFU (update) on becoming an accidental porn star and my wife finding out. by TIFUTAway555
Big facts
OldCarWorshipper t1_j1xdxdk wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
Glad you and your family are ok, OP!
Just as an aside- once you're doing ok financially, I've got some advice regarding driving your vehicle on winter roads. If you routinely drive through snow and ice during winter, consider buying a second set of wheels for your vehicle and have dedicated snow or winter tires mounted on them. Then, when the weather starts turning nasty, you can simply jack your vehicle off the ground and swap them out.
Flossthief t1_j1xdvme wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by forgetting liquids expand when frozen by yearofthebows24
Yeah even most liquids do
Just not ones made out of mostly water
SuperWaluigiWorld t1_j1xifwa wrote
Reply to TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I used to get strep a lot as well. A lot. Haven’t had it since my mid 20s. I think I’m effectively immune to it now (late 30s) and I’m sure your immune system has probably badassed itself as well. They never thought to take out my shredded tonsils so on the downside sometimes it’s tough to swallow food. They say having your tonsils out as an adult is a nightmare. Do you feel differently and would you recommend for fellow strep sufferers?
Edit: the recovery process is notoriously a nightmare. How is it going?