Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] t1_j1xq1z4 wrote
Reply to comment by SuperWaluigiWorld in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
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sandycassandy t1_j1xpv7w wrote
Reply to comment by easyjet in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I mean one of those: the driver doesn’t clearly have anything to do with cannabis use, and with your other friends there’s very weak evidence linking long term cannabis use with psychosis, if there is going to be a psychotic break then the user will experience it early on and it’s most likely genetically related AND very likely to happen in any case. It seems like you might just being using anecdotal evidence to justify your already existing conclusions about a substance.
Alamue86 t1_j1xphob wrote
Look at it another way.
You gave her a better option than unaliving herself.
Cooperate with authorities, maybe go out there and see if you can find her, and see what she wants to do.
Slippedhal0 t1_j1xpebm wrote
You didn't fuck up. Survival skills are a great addition to any kids skillset, it's not somehow your fault that she ran away. In fact she's probably now less liable to get herself hurt before she comes back.
And she'll thank you (maybe not out loud) when she gets help for her self harm and your medical skills leave her with less severe scarring.
apole2308 t1_j1xpa8f wrote
Reply to comment by paigezero in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Thought staycations were if you stayed in the same country. So going from London to visit Cornwall would be a staycation. Whereas going to Spain would not
yearofthebows24 OP t1_j1xovxb wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by forgetting liquids expand when frozen by yearofthebows24
Hehehe shrinkage
Fooldrew t1_j1xo9l4 wrote
You could look at this as a FU, sure...but what I see is her home life was not that great so she used the knowledge she picked up from you (and honestly probably a lot more than you...) to escape for a while. At least you taught her well...when I did the same thing around 13 it was all self taught and trial and error...and a LOT of error
Yabezdelnik t1_j1xo8zg wrote
Reply to comment by sadgirlintheworld in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Low quality bait but you did give me a laugh 👍
IronxXXLung t1_j1xng0s wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
Honestly nothing really grips ice well other than studded tires. Was a tire technician for 6 years.
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IronxXXLung t1_j1xn9fu wrote
Reply to comment by _lechonk_kawali_ in TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
75 km/h! Holy smokes I didn't do the conversion but that's way to fast.
iamcrockydile t1_j1xm81j wrote
I’m So sorry OP, But I can’t stop laughing. I know this is bad but, what made you do it twice? Hahaha
Fireblade09 OP t1_j1xl7s0 wrote
Reply to comment by blitzfreak_69 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I think I was just desperate for a serotonin hit. Help the pain and enjoy myself for a little
tubetoptoney t1_j1xkrdc wrote
Reply to comment by S2Charlie in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the right answer. Almost impossible to die of natural gas or propane. You will begin vomiting well before asphyxiation. CO on the otherhand, shit will kill you pretty quick.
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Reply to comment by blitzfreak_69 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
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Shike t1_j1xk7he wrote
Reply to comment by ipodintheocean in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Can't speak for OP, I used to get sinus infections once a month at minimum (it felt like they never went away) and my allergies combined made me miserable. IIRC they were taken out late teens early twenties - one of the best decision I made.
They should have ripped them out when I was much younger TBH.
944335 t1_j1xjxcf wrote
Reply to comment by HezzeroftheWezzer in TIFU by making children question their religion by fairiefire
Are you a JW?
wetspaghetti420 t1_j1xjwnl wrote
future post is titled, ‘my wife has been sleeping with other men and I don’t know what I did to deserve this’
3v4n777 t1_j1xj5ul wrote
Reply to comment by Grazzygreen in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
have you ever felt the loving touch of a woman (that isn’t your mother)? answer honestly.
staterho OP t1_j1xj4nj wrote
Reply to comment by sadgirlintheworld in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
In what way is defending myself sick? He swung a huge bottle at my head and I’m lucky I didn’t pass out from the hit. This man was physically aggressive toward me and I fought back so he didn’t continue harming me. Obviously I recognized I fucked up by going after him, which is why I posted this under this sub!! I realize it was a mistake!! No shit!! But, under no circumstance, am I going to allow a man, or anyone for that matter, attack me without getting some kind of attack thrown back at them
[deleted] OP t1_j1xj08e wrote
Reply to comment by Derpy_Dora in TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident by [deleted]
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queen_of_potato t1_j1xj05o wrote
Mate, it's not your fault she ran away, she would have done that anyway! But you may just be the reason she survives.. don't feel bad, feel proud!
fairiefire OP t1_j1xihks wrote
Reply to comment by HezzeroftheWezzer in TIFU by making children question their religion by fairiefire
Thanks. I didn't say it was accurate - that is not my religion and I did not know the reason. But they were only 10.
No_Love_1353 t1_j1xiglh wrote
Can you ruck? My suggestion would be for you, her instructor, to be out on the hunt for her. Right now it seems like you’re the one that would know both her mindset and exactly what you’ve taught her. So ruck up and go bring your student home.
LillianIsaDo t1_j1xqgho wrote
Reply to comment by OGkateebee in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Better think unsexy thoughts for at least 2 weeks.