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[deleted] t1_j1xwbkq wrote
Reply to comment by aqlu in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
Exactly it's not OP's fault at all.
fliguana t1_j1xw9s0 wrote
Time to write the next tifu: "didn't know most liquids actually shrink when frozen"
Prestigious-Maize969 t1_j1xw8xs wrote
Your doctor should have never discharged you with out fitting you with an Elizabethin collar. Instead of around the neck, well you get the idea.
ianelgreenleaf t1_j1xvij4 wrote
Ummm wow. Good to know next time I need surgery
goblinbox t1_j1xvaei wrote
I'm sorry, genuinely, but this is some of THE FUNNIEST SHIT I have EVER read. Oh my GOD, dude, stop touching yourself for five minutes!!! loooool
JejuneEsculenta t1_j1xui01 wrote
Making someone question religion is a boon, not a TIFU.
Yuro2 t1_j1xueg5 wrote
Reply to comment by VoxR4710 in TIFU by missing out on the girl that could’ve been the one by kitfoxx
Right?
Blackberry_1743 t1_j1xu754 wrote
Reply to tifu by eating something im allergic to by [deleted]
Quick benadryl tip. Break them in half if it's for serious allergic reactions and they'll dissolve quicker. The speed of delivery can save your life.
wildcrisis t1_j1xu726 wrote
Reply to comment by Fireblade09 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I wonder if I can convince the doctor to discreetly tell young men not to whack it for like a week post surgery. I’m showing him this post tomorrow.
designer_of_drugs t1_j1xu4vi wrote
Reply to comment by Inphearian in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
It’s a notoriously painful surgery for adults.
Theonlypatty t1_j1xu30w wrote
Almost worth it
AnonoMussChick t1_j1xu1hp wrote
Reply to comment by SuperWaluigiWorld in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
He may not be able to answer yet because he’s still healing. My tonsillectomy was also hell. I think I was 28. It was gross, painful, and tiring. Still, I would do it again considering how often I had strep and how often I was at a medical office instead of work, school, or having fun. I get an occasional sore throat, but nowhere near the pain, fever, and contagion that strep brought. I always made my boyfriend sick when I had it!
treetreestwigbranch t1_j1xtx6f wrote
My grandfather taught me grow food in the garden but I’m not running off to be a farmer now.
There are a lot of things we can’t control. This is not on you it’s her family.
Maybe one day your training will help someone else survive a life or death situation. We can only hope the time this girl spends in the woods shows her some perspective and works out for the better.
Maybe your next lesson is now and a crash course in tracking and search and rescue is in order.
Fireblade09 OP t1_j1xtx4s wrote
Reply to comment by wildcrisis in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I almost guarantee it
monkeysandmicrowaves t1_j1xtedo wrote
Reply to comment by Dagmar_Overbye in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Back burner, you mean.
BuffetDecimator t1_j1xt28g wrote
"Beating my meat like it owes me money" 🤣
Inphearian t1_j1xt1r2 wrote
Reply to comment by froggieslc in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Looking into getting tonsils and adenoids out as an adult. This is the first thing about the procedure that made me second guess it. Not jerking it for two weeks might not be possible.
AnonoMussChick t1_j1xsxob wrote
Reply to comment by Goukerng in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Same. I handle pain really well, but that was another level.
trisinwonderland t1_j1xstp1 wrote
…why did I think you had literally choked a chicken 😂😂
wildcrisis t1_j1xsnzb wrote
Oh my god, you’re not our patient, but we had a recent tonsil tonsillectomy patient (M21) turn into a blood geyser around the 4-5 day post op too. Apparently he also had to get cauterized twice, but he had to go under and get the stitches. We saw him today and everything looks fine now, but when he comes in for his next post op appointment IM GOING TO WONDER IF THIS IS WHY HE BLED SO BADLY
[deleted] t1_j1xqvx4 wrote
Reply to comment by Goukerng in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
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Reply to comment by SSNs4evr in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
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shoulda-known-better t1_j1xqnxx wrote
Reply to comment by staterho in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Babe as a fellow lady who can hold her own..... whatever your making.... it's not worth getting shot over! Glad your safe
JackHungary1234 t1_j1xqhmv wrote
Reply to comment by bee-sting in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
Yeah, just like you I’ve never made a mistake in my life either! OP is so dumb. We are so superior.
LocoCoopermar t1_j1xwogv wrote
Reply to comment by Goukerng in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
Why did they take part of your uvula?