I mean I would risk it all with gas stoves to not have to use electric stoves every again

People? He seemed to think so, because he ended up getting rid of his virginity with professional help. I've learned due to comments under my comment that those expectations are just imagination of men like op, and there simply aren't any expectations towards men.

Bro, that ENT did you dirty doing that awake in the office.

It's alright to empathize, but don't blame yourself for this.

That’s fucked, I had the same thing happen. On Christmas, years ago. Due to weed and stupidity, I left the burner partially on and woke up to seven fire fighters pounding on my door because they thought I was dead. It was 1am. My landlord was there too. Wonderful times…

This sounds insane and like op is an absolute ass. did anyone Screencap the original post?

Edit: find the original post Jesus you're a piece of shit

Same

Ding, ding, ding!

A man masturbated after getting his tonsils out. This is what happened to his arteries.

The problem was that he wasn't thinking.

Seriously, putting something like that near your balls takes some serious non-thinking.

Not as much as I would of hoped. I am able to breathe through my nose now which I couldn't before and never realized that wasn't normal. I can't gargle or get up mucus very well now. Overall though it did help some so I'd say it was worth it. How bad is your apnea? I think mine was every 7 mins I'd stop breathing so depending on how serious yours is you can weigh if it's worth it

I made that joke to the doctor, they didn't appreciate it.

Oh my god… I would love to know what thought process led you to mouth wash as the solution here. But I have onion vagina so I guess I’m in no place to judge right now

Huh?

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Well, it sounds like it's time she found out the truth. He doesn't sound like someone you'll want to deal with the rest of your life.

Ugh, I’ve had so many sinus and throat problems in my life and none of the doctors I saw as a kid would agree to take them out. I no doubt need it but these stories are terrifying.

I wish they’d taken mine. Nobody would do it even though I had tons of throat problems. The stories in this thread are terrifying me, because I’m pretty sure I need them out, but I’m in my 40’s now.

Yeah, he’s been around since I was 10 and I just turned 18. I’ve never liked him much and my mom knew as much but she always expected it was more minor that it really was

You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?

We do have a few Australians in NZ though. Thought I heard one talking the other day, but when I turned round I couldn't see anyone drinking XXXX, and I didn't want to accuse an innocent local of being Australian, so I didn't involve the authorities.

Based on the description of him, sounds like you did her a solid. Who says that to someone's kid?

My tonsillectomy was a breeze! Thank god I didn’t beat my meat during that time! 😂

To cheer you up, here's my version

Had jock itch,

Try not to scratch,

Thought mouthwash would be nice with the cooling effect,

Wipe it all over my balls and thigh,

The delayed agony begin,

Felt like there's a thousand cut on my ball and burning on literal fire.

I did not drop a single tear when I broke off my arm. I cried like a baby in fetal position when I rubbed my ball with mouthwash.

Estheticians of Reddit, what’s the weirdest customer experience you’ve encountered?